Looong Break Finally Over!!

Decisions are what make up your life healthier or inferior and we keep on blaming damn circumstances. Irony of life!!!

Anyways… the last movie I watched in theatre was Welcome to sajjanpur… and after that long break, I got a chance to watch 2 movies consecutively. Hahahahhahahaha…
First was Yes Man…. Go man go… and watch this. !!! Its just about say YES to everything what your heart says… lovely and amazing comedy by Jim Carry. Another one was huh … I’ m just so sacred even to write about it. It was “Rab ne BAna di jodi”… ooooohhhhhh mammamamamamma… Except "rab" I couldn’t find anything… no story, no acting…no lyrics…no direction…. It was just NO NO… !!! And the ticket costs me 180 bucks man, (that’s the reason piracy is on BOOM) but was happy as another friend of mine saw it for 230 bucks. ;-) You see sometimes comparison makes you happier!!!!

Finally…. After looooong break again I back to reading some normal books I mean apart from those domain specific and technical books . Got Fooled by randomness by Nassim Nicholas Taleb and Imagining India by Nitin Nilekani. Just started, so cant tell you much about it.

Then then then… Ho ho ho…. Merry Xmas to all you guys out there…
Our office celebration was really great. Yups, apart from cakes and drinks, they place a Xmas tree at reception and hanged on some wishes to them, which were actually some small small things asked by needy children, and we employees could go there, fetch a wish and turn it into a reality for the kid in short it was BE A SANTA CLAUS for someone. Really it was good!!!!

Finally… this is my last post for this year…
Would update you more as I come back from my vacation…

Happy New year to all, in Advance. I really wish happiness and success to all of you.

God Bless you , Take care and do have a BLAST!!!!

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Boys Proposing and Gals Replying...

Got this forward this morning... liked it...and so just sharing with you guys...






Glorious Ways to Propose :-
  1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
  2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
  3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
  4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
  5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?.
  6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
  7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
  9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.



And Replies To those proposals by Girls :-



  1. I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
  2. So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
  3. Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
  4. How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
  5. Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
  6. What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
  7. (maybe a disgusted look would enough)
  8. You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!
  9. So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!
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Chakoli :)

Comedy At its Best

Yesterday while surfing the channels again I stumbled on STAR One and its favourite serial “Sarabhai vs Sarabhai”. I have actually seen I guess each episode about 4-5 times, but still its ever refreshing!!!!

The perfect chemistry, a family with each individual so different but still living under the same roof. Teasing…fighting… struggling…mockery…chit-chat…gossip…. And what not. The best thing I like about this series is even “criticism could be funny”… Don’t you think so?

Some of the dialogues I just love them…

Indu says… Mein Mard hoon…. !!!!

Maya… Monisha Beta… hiiillllaaa is just sooo midllle class…
Roshesh … mommmmmaaa…. Maine ek nayi kavita likhi hain…..

Monisha… 2 chamach ke saath 1 free thi na…

And sahil above all… the most matured and understanding one!!!!

Dushyant… and his high tech skills… and when he says I’ll explain….

Kudos to the serial and to the actors….!!!

If I have to rate some good comedy serial aired on Indian TV:


Dekh Bhai Dekh - Story of Diwan family
Flop Show – Jaspal Bhatti and his flop jokes…

After long time we got a fresh comedy series with Sarabhai….We are waiting for its season 2… when would it happen?

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

After Effects Of Mumbai Terror!!

  1. Filmmakers are busy restructuring this with all brands of heroes and heroines’
  2. Each time a politician is seen on TV/city. People are busy counting the number of security guards he is escorted with and then followed by a comment “ iski security mein itne log aur hum log ke liye kahan se aayenge”
  3. The oppositions are no longer “opposing” anything but sitting silently and watching government to work.
  4. About 50 or even more of social groups have been formed online to fight terrorism
  5. Thousands of letter have been written by some BIG SHOTS labeled as suggestion to tighten the security and fight against terror
  6. Suddenly lime light is focused on Mr Pranab Mukherjee” , before Mumbai terror it was Chidabaram Uncle speaking about global economy
  7. Candles sales have been record breaking… , if you ask for candle , the shopkeeper would ask you – aaj kahan peace march hain?
But on a serious note… all the points convey just one thing WE COULD REALLY BRING CHANGE!!!!

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Shopping Time!!!

Shopping is many a time termed as “Stress reliever” and especially for women!!! No excuses but even guys find shopping time as the best time. And it also depends with whom you are shopping !!! If you are using your hubby’s/ bf credit card who wouldn’t enjoy it . LOL… just kidding!!!

When you plan for shopping, one common thing asked is – Hey I want to go out to a mall to buy a trousers. Would you come along with me? Ahhhhhh… And then when I visualize me standing outside of the trial room and staring at people and there dresses and doing nothing, just waiting for the person to step out and then I could comment on that.


The question is just one :Kaisi lag rahi hoon mein?Or How’s it?
And so are the responses….
Yaar ek size chota hona chaiye…
Yeh na yahan se thoda ajeeb lag raha hain..
This colour you already have na baby…
No try this… this would fit better
This colour is too dull….
The best question is…

Am I looking fat in this attire? And what you could reply. This is somehow an helpless situation for the responder be it girl/boy, as many a times I find myself in this situation – now what should I say, yes/no!!!! Then I twist it…
yaar tu dekh le… tumhe pehna hain…!!!
That’s one of the reason I don’t like shopping with anyone….. go alone… choose … try them… and buy them… !!! What’s there to discuss and come to a mutual consensus!!!


Many a times even the buyer has to suffer loss… even he is liking the dress… but the responder comments are not positive , he can’t buy it :(.

So my mantra is Go Alone… who else would know your choice better then yourself?


Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Whats your blood group?

Did anyone ever knew that even blood group is related to what we should eat and what to avoid.
Strange isnt? But research have found that if we eat as per our blood group it could be beneficial to us afterall heart needs blood to pump in and out and if it is healthy... even our HEART could produce sounds like madhuri's dhak-dhak ... ;-)

So here goes the way...

  1. Type A types should basically stick to fruits and vegetables (high carbs / low fat).
    They have thicker blood than other blood types, a sensitive immune system,
    and should not consume dairy products, animal fats and meats. They are at
    a heightened risk for cardiovascular disease, diabetes and cancer.
  2. Type B types should consume a balanced diet (fruits and vegetables, grains, fish, dairy, meat, but avoid chicken). They have the best chance of bypassing or overcoming
    everyday types of diseases, including heart disease and cancer.
  3. Type AB types should consume a mostly vegetarian diet, and only on rare occasions some
    fish, meat (no chicken), and dairy.
  4. Type O types should basically stick to a high protein diet (including red meat), low carbs, and enriched with fruits and vegetables. They should limit the intake of wheat germ,
    whole wheat products, corn, and avoid dairy products and most nuts.
    Type O types are commonly affected with hypothyroidism, high stomach acid
    (leading to ulcers), and thinner blood with greater resistance to blood clotting
So whats your blood group?
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Chakoli :)

Courtesy :
Acu-cell

Me Lucky oye Lucky…

Yup, I’m , I’m I’m…..
Reason being quite simple, my company gave me “holiday” on Eid occasion whereas many of my friends were working and struggling in office. Ahhhh… so coming back to office but after enjoying an extra day is seriously FUN!!!!
But somehow a mid week leave makes you more lethargic and you really don’t want to come back to office again :(
By the time you realize it’s a holiday for you, its end of the day!!! Sigh….
But still… resting…and full day “Aaram”… doing nothing and changing postures on bed in a bit of “gulabi thand” and sipping tea now and then…Ahhhhh… so much pleasure it is!!!
That’s why you get one…and then ask for MORE!!!!!
btw a belated Eid mubarak to all....

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

How do you react when you meet a Pakistani?

I really don’t know what would be my reaction when I’ll meet a Pakistani in India.

When I was in UK and was returning back to India, I booked a taxi to reach airport, when I was comfortable and relaxed just to strike a conversation I asked driver, how do you manage to drive at night? Don’t you feel sleepy while driving? He said NO, I manage as I sleep during day. His accent was quite what it is of an Indian. I asked him – Are you an Indian? He said No I m Pakistani. The next question he asked was – Are you sacred about that? Yup, I was bit uncomfortable but not sacred for sure. I just answered him – Nopes why should I?

Meeting a Pakistani?

I don’t know, how and what my reaction would be when I’ll meet a person from Pakistan in India and that too after 26/11? Not talking about high celebrity, politician or some ambassador but just a common man like you and me.I’m sure there would be some sort of uneasiness. I won’t say that but trusting at first go would be tough!!!

Don’t know why I’m thinking that in spite of the fact that one time I had a huge crush on Shahid Afridi who is a Pakistani player., when I know the majority of people on the other side is same like ours and need peace . Even they dislike terror and many of them are there to fight against terror and not for terror!!!
On 27th Nov, when I came to office the first person from client side to ask me Are you fine was a Pakistani(working abroad)!!!!
Many of those short stories in TOI narrating about experiences in Pakistan portraits a completely different picture of the country and its citizens.
It is just the handful of people fighting and my reaction is applied to whole community.

Am I being irrational? Or my reaction is justified!!!

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

ANGER!!

Anger is appropriately blamed for flawed thinking since it tends to alter perception of risk, increase prejudice, and trigger aggression. But is anger always destructive. Well, I think…Anger can actually prompt more careful and rational analysis of another person's reasoning. And sometimes you need to be ANGRY !!!

Aggression is any form… Aggressive cricket by Oz’s…Aggression showed by mob… aggression showed by students, be it in any form actually leads to some GOOD!!!! Then would even terrorist are aggressive? Not really… usually you get angry when things are out of your control and the person/group responsible does not hold his responsibility!!! So for terrorist it’s not at all aggression but HATRED!!!

And this time again AGGRESSION is speaking… international pressure on Pakistan (but still they are not willing to cooperate), changes in cabinet… changes in MUMBAI(the long lasting Deshmukh is GONE)!!!!

May be this time aggression changes the face of terror!!!
Amen!!!!


Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Secure Place...

Wasn’t very active on blogger Ville ….
The last time I came on Blogger world it was “Barack Obama and his stories”…
Came back again and now it was “Mumbai mayhem… massacre… terrorist… weeping…


  1. We reacted to it… we all felt bad… but still there is no solution to it?
  2. We lost crores of rupees just because of one day closing? How to make up for the loss? A charity cricket match? A marathon?
  3. Politician are still fighting and playing a blame game? A solution to it?
  4. In the all party meet, Advani and rajnath singh were not present? Reason Were busy with campaigning? Do we want leaders like this?
  5. Today TOI reported, the majority killed at CST are Muslims, and I thought these are jihadis fighting for there community (Muslim) freedom…!!!
  6. Awareness for common man about the bombs is just that “laawaris padi vaastu ko haath na lagaye ussmein bomb ho sakta hain”
  7. Terrorist and underworld knows more about our country(loopholes) then ourselves
  8. With a population of billions, still finance ministry is to be handled by PM. We don’t have even a single eligible suitable candidate in the cabinet!!!
And moreover… I’m writing this and got news that there has been "firing in Hyderabad” and “a bomb found in Mumbai”…
Need to leave office and find a secure place?

Where it is? Graveyards!!!!


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Chakoli :)

Girl or Boy!!

I hardly check my emails, but got a chance to check them few days back.
Thanks niceguy for the lovely card and wishes
Thanks Nikhil for sharing the video
Thanks Rashmi for letting me know "I'm following a redundant blog".
Thanks Shranya for those lovely messages
Thanks vs for the number of fwds
but I got a very interesting mail from a guy who was curious to know about me ....

"Dude!
No offence, but could you tell me wether you are a guy or a girl? We have a pot going on it!
Regards"


LOL :))))))))))))))))

Dont know if he got an answer to this or not!!!
Never thought my name could actually be a means of running pot. ;-)


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Chakoli :)

Recession And Solution!!!

We are hearing about it since lot many days.!!!
  • People are losing there jobs
  • All other sectors are being affected by it
  • Girls are not looking for IT professional as there future partners…
  • Suicides
And many more outcomes of “Global Economy” slowdown….

The worst is ofcourse to “loose your job” that too without any reason. :(

Ahhhh… even a pinch of idea like that scares YOU!!!!

So some of the “evergreen sectors” still blooming… and would SHINE …

  • Bollywood : No comments on that… people still have money flowing.. and still have spectators and crazy fans to support them
  • Politics: Do I need to comment on this? Here I’m not talking about dirty politics, but just politics… even good people exists and some are very focused about Country’s progress and vision.
  • Item Songs:… Wanna be next Rakhi Sawant or Mallika Arora Khan? Just some moves and you have money, fame and luxuries
  • Journalist : Its just about the news, from any corner of the “gully”… and people are there to hire you.And moreover, they still want jounalist to pick up news on "recession " ;)
  • TV serials: Yup, those aspiring actors/actress to be pictured in one of the daily soaps… , again money and fame is for YOU!!!
  • Sports :Just Cricket…if you play football, hockey… don’t think to have peace in life. You need to be a cricketer… with so many matches and series round the clock… you still could bet a place for you… if not in Indian Cricket team then… somewhere in IPL..ICL…. ITL…. IKL.....And many more if they come….
  • Blogging: Yups… how could this be left out!!!! Just the best way to earn and get famous but you need to work out!!!!
Something left out?
You guys could add…. :)

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Chakoli :)

Cricket and Some Spice!!!

Yup yup, we all are great followers of cricket, at least I’m and till date haven’t ever said – Cricket is now overdone!!!

So now, from tests to one day and now 20-20…. Anything new and innovative you think could come up?

  • Cricket is considered to be a gentlemen’s game!! But how about a Mixed Team!!! I mean men and women together could be paired up… quite similar to what we have in Tennis as Mixed Doubles. Wouldn’t it be SPICY? But yup we could many a times hear this from guys – Arrey ladki thin a isliye Umpire ne OUT nahi diya ya fir array ladki hain na isliye maar nahi payi ;-) . Whatever, if we look at the prospects of the game it could be more up of glamour and spicy is what I think….Already guys are after it, if gals join in, they might want it MORE!!!!! And wives are already fed up… they could be more frustrated!!!!
  • Another one I thought was “Nukkad Cricket”… As item gals and celebrity nights are organized , people could call team for some “Nukkad Cricket” for the celebration… be it some wedding, or New year eve…. !!!!
Whatever... Njoy the Game !!! :D

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

My Birthday

Few days back it was my birthday!!! Yup, I know me an abnormal, crazy, irritating, stubborn, and arrogant….. Creature but still I was born like a normal human being!!! Strange na!!!Since last 3 years, consecutively I have been travelling on my birthday.

2006… boarded flight to LN, due to which I got an extra of about 4 hours of the special day. But all in vain, were spent in flight. First one to wish me was “passport officer” in London. After checking my passport, questioning and putting a seal on it while handing the passport back to me he said – Happy Birthday Sweetheart. Yup, I was shocked, never knew that britishers could be friendly to Indians, and to hear sweetheart from a guy was something hard to digest for an Indian girl!!!!

2007… Was in Pune and was travelling back to my hometown for diwali vacation…..

2008… Was at my hometown and again travelling back to Pune….

Due to this travel, all my friends get a good excuse of “ yaar out of coverage aa raha that tera mobvile “(Your mobile was out of coverage). And then they wish me “Belated Happy Birthday dear “and so how did you celebrated? MY answer has been same-
nothing much, was busy packing-shacking and the boarding train.
Many others who are not good with numbers and forget my birthday have a permanent reminder by news channel. As on this horrifying day “another cre … crea… creaa… creature was born named “SRK”. And so, it’s usually, people when turn on the TV and see all prasing and history of SRK life. Hila its Chakoli‘s bday today!!!!!

Somehow, I m not at all fascinated with the special day, its more of a normal day except that I get calls from so many friends on a single day. I like that….being together, if not in real then virtually!!!

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Live In Relation

Heard This!!!
"In a pathbreaking step towards “legalising” live-in relationships, the Maharashtra Cabinet on Wednesday approved a proposal suggesting "
I’m sure it’s hard to be digested by our “conservative” Indian society.

  • Would MNS agree to it?
  • Some social organizations will now have something new to protest on…
Making a law and implying it does not solve the problem in India. It’s the society who needs to accept it. Still, the live-in couple fight for house, as house owners are just reluctant to see them as tenants in there society /house. They are still the hot topic of discussions in a society/ workplace.
Still many people in India gives that “SURPIRISED” look if you say you are in Live-in!!!
The expression conveys that –
What Never ever expected this from you!!!
Or damn how could you do it!!!


Yup, I agree they are in better condition then a female who works out all day, and gets beaten up his alcoholic husband. And don’t wanna leave him because “they are tied together”. Atleast people in live-in don’t face these situations, but if they are so comfortable in a relation why don’t they tie knot?

Status of wife, as of now the definition of wife in a common man mind is “
a girl and a boy when decides to get married and after performing rituals they are declared as husband –wife, pati-patni!!!!
But they say….

The committee had also mooted that the definition of the word ‘wife’ under Section 125 of the CrPc be amended to include a woman living with the man like his wife for a reasonably long period.

Are we really on the verge of losing our culture and traditions?

I’m not in favor/ against them and if they are happy together and not harming anyone Live Your Life they way you want!!!!

Your take?


Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Terror Terror Everywhere!!!

Suddenly everyone is AWAKE!!! They have realized what is to be done? They realized that police is there to help them!!! They realized that even they could help!!! Yups, I’m talking about some “good Indian citizens” who suddenly know that “Laawaris padi vaastu ko haath na laganye ussmein bomb ho sakta hain “.
Thanks to media, Thanks to awareness camp, thanks to so understanding people!!!

But suddenly I realized people are over-aware, hyper active!!! Trust me they are….

Few days back, when I was looking up for a dustbin, as a responsible citizen I thought not to throw it on roadside but in a dustbin. The problem was that “No Dustbin” was around, even while driving from one lane to another and then to another, we couldn’t :( . Next we thought of using a space which was appearing more to be a “dustbin” to us. As soon as we dumped the “matter” one curious person started looking at us suspiciously. After completing our tasks when we started back again, he looked at us more closely. Not a big surprise even if he might have noted down our vehicle number.

Do we look like a terrorist? Ofcourse no one ever would wear a tag of “terrorist” and come to place a bomb . But his suspicion made worried us!!!

And yesterday when my neighbour narrated quite a similar incidence how one man actually stopped her and asked her to open the poly bag(which was actually the remains of vegetable and fruits) so that he could verify its not any thing which could categorise as “Explosive”. Yups, after the verification he did pleaded and was sorry for the mistake. But my neighbour was humiliated, and cause of this she was feeling bad.

I can’t judge anyone, can’t make out who could be terrorist,and being a common man , the only solution left is suspecting each one!!!

No matter Right or Wrong!!!!!

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Relations!!!

How often do you still keep “some things” which are actually of no use to you?
That “red wala frock” when you were merely 4 years, that sweet little doll gifted by your Uncle, that mug in which you used to have milk, that notebook in which you got your first remark as “excellent”. Those hand created “greetings” those report cards for which you had to work “an extra hour” . Those news paper cuttings which made your parents proud.
And many more…. :d

While cleaning your wardrobe, you could find some and then you cherish them!!!
It’s not just the materialistic things which are remembered but the relations with which we were connected. :O

Keeping things safe and protected like notebook, cards, and mug , and cherishing those moments. I wonder could relations be kept in a locker and they remain same as they are!!!!

Ahhhhhh, I forgot relations come with an expiry date!!!

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Ban On Smoking!!!

Oct 2’ 08: No Smoking at Public Places!!!
Are you sure about the rule?

This is brilliant step taken up by law, and if it is implemented correctly, would be beneficial to all. But, I’m not sure if it would happen. Some hurdles:

  1. Public Places: Do anyone in India know the definition of “Public Place” ? While offices, pubs, restaurants are all considered to be ‘public space’, there is no clear system to bring the violators under scanner. I’m not sure and even didn’t have info about it but am it that “pan shops” are considered to be public places? Cyber Café, Beauty Parlor, Parking lot what are these?
  2. Many similar Regulation existing: This is one of the regulation applied so that it could be “beneficial” to public, but already we are struggling with so many other similar problems like traffic , eves teasing, sexual harassment and many more and in spite of having “ tough laws” it is not possible to catch the culprit
  3. Bribe: Another issue is “bribery” even if you are caught red handed, people instead of giving those thousands would “rafa-dafa” the case in hundreds.
  4. Smoking Zone: If we leave apart some “IT Companies” there are many small industries and firms who don’t have a canteen/ parking lot. To come out with “Smoking Zone” wouldn’t it be an expenditure to them?
  5. Common Man Thinking: Standing at a railway Station, a person is smoking. What would be your reaction? Should I report to police? Ahhhh Let it be… Who reports to police? Who would run to court? Better I change my place. Isn’t?
Some Suggestion:
  1. While implementing the law every firm/company should be given deadlines that by this time it should have a smoking zone before actually torturing common man.
  2. Banners and Notices should be placed in all cities citing the difference between smoking zone and No Smoking Zone.
  3. Common man could click photos of people smoking in public place and could show it to police and he could be fined then and there.

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Reality Show Coaching Classes

In India, suddenly “getting fame” is much easier. Thanks to media and REALITY SHOWS!!!!
After “Learn how to search” if the next business you want to start and earn “lakhs” go for “How to be a winner of reality shows”. Or , while thinking on similar line of Cat and IIT JEE “ Crack CAT-09” , it could be “Crack – Indian Idol 99 "(I ‘m sure they would give us Indian Idol 100 as well)

So just lisiting down some do’s and don’t to be successful in REALITY TV:

  • Start pratcising STANDING on your 2 legs: Before a week of 1st auditions start drinking lots of “Glucose”,milk eat fruits, veggeis, egg,chicken ,fish anything you could and start pratcising to stand for hours, for 1st day start with 1 hour, then 2…then 3…. And the last day stand for whole day. After all you might have seen the long queues……………………………. So this is a must condition!!!
  • Be FUNKY: Try to do something which is totally stupid and only a dumb and only an unintelligent, dim person would do. IF not sure what watch “rakhi Sawant” show on Zoom ;)
  • Language: Start using dialogue like “ Mera to sapna tha bachpan se Indian Idol mein aane ka “. “ Mein paida hote huye hi maa se pehle MTV Roadeis bola tha”. Maine to chalna baad mein seekha pehle dance seekha”…..
  • Emotions: your tears should run down your cheeks before any judge even ask “whats your name?”. You should just be full of emotions…… Otherwise NO FOOTAGE DEAR!!!!
  • Parents: Remember to take your parents with you, and teach them if someone asks you with a video camera remember to say “ meri bitiya ka to sapna hain Indian Idol mein jaane ka”.
  • Use of word “F”: For Roadeis you need it man. Don’t give that Awwwwwwwwww kinda look!!! Start using it, infront of your friends, dog, neighbours, girlfriend/boyfriend and then still if you are shy the last target……………PARENTS!!!!
Was that enough?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………!!!! :@
Craps are like this!!!! :d
Happy Prepearing!!!!! :O


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Chakoli :)

DisneyLand in Mumbai!!!



Read this guys…

Excerpts:
SAWANTWADI (Sindhudurga): Maharashtra government is considering setting up an amusement park on the lines of the world famous Disneyland, in coastal Sindhudurg district. The State Government is mulling over a suggestion to set up the amusement park at Kumarmath in the district, Revenue Minister Narayan Rane said on the sidelines of an event organised to mark the World Tourism Day here.

I’m not sure MNS would allow this to happen; otherwise they will ask for some “simple” rules as per them….
  • It would be renamed as “Marathi land”…

  • I’m not sure about it. But I’m expecting it have a board reading “Only mahrastrians allowed”.

  • And also… “Non Maharastrians will be prosecuted”.

  • All hoardings and banners would be written in “ Marathi”.

  • Don’t know if we would have Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse… or it would be a some “undir” and “chichundari”… (Marathi translation of mouse and female mouse as conveyed by some marathi ;))

  • Why don’t they start there own currency named something as “Maratha Rupee”… Don’t know where it would stand!!!! Lol… :O

  • The Maratha rupee note could have “ Raj Thackerey” instead of Gandhi pic.

  • Other non-marathis would goto “Mumbai Embassy” for passport and VISA.

  • The first question to be asked during VISA processing would be “Do you know marathi?”

Discrimination in terms of language!!!! Sick Mentality!!!


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Chakoli :)

Its All About LOVE!!!!

Being tagged by Arvind and Manasa...so here goes my TAG OF LOVE!!!!

RULE #1 : People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
RULE #2 : Tag 6 people to do this quiz and they cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will be your first thought?
How could a “murder” look like a “suicide
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
Ahhhhh….. I dream, and they turn into reality as well and if they didn’t somehting “much better” is offered. So nothing for me ….

3. What is the one thing most hated by you?
Just 3 I’s…. Irritaing, Irresponsble, and …Interferring...
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Then do I have to do anything? Just sit and place ORDERS
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
LOL… my best friend will fall in love with me ;)
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Both…. And I guess getting soemone you love is just being more “blessed”…

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
If its real love he wouldn't make me wait…. Isnt?
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Whats else, goto orkut profile and read his scrap book and cry cry cry…. LOL….
9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? Your gf/bf or an actress/actor?
No one…..
10. What takes you down the fastest?
Sweets
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
I would be a bigger hippopotmaus…. ;)
12. Whats your fear?
Failure… in any form!!!!
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Arvind: Fun loving and down to earth
Manasa: Sweet and patient…


14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Marreid and RICH!!!!! Lol….
15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Look at watch…. Look at kuuchuuuuuuu and smile and say Good Morning :D

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Is All here termed as …tan mann dhan?? (Body, soul and money)
Let me think
…. :O


17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
That’s not possible!!! Dil hain mera koi icecream hain kya?
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
Yups I would!!!!!

19. If you get to go back in time and fall in love all over again , would it still be with the same person?
Then it would be “He ll fall in love “ with me again :D
20. List 6 people to tag
Amit
Reema
Vrij
Ankur
Keshi
Vinu


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Chakoli :)

Traffic in Pune!!

Since last two days … some wonders are happening in Pune. Whats is it?
At peak hour i.e between 9- 10 am when I start from home, and it takes just 30-35 minutes for me to reach office. Whoooopieee…!!! Suddenly, traffic has vanished. Not sure where? All traffic signal are “GREEN”… or even if I get a red light, I get it clear in just one signal. That’s really the 8th WONDER!!! I mean it could happen for a day, but 2 consecutives dayzzzz… I can’t belive it. Seriously!!!!! :~

In India, let me stick to Pune and not India I guess. So In Pune, what going ahead means? Especially when there is ahuge traffic.!!! Not that you reach the final destination first but how many centimeters and inches you could move your vehicle in huge traffic. How you can get off the road and cross 5-6 vehicles and stand ahead of them.

Somethings that I observed:

  • If you want to turn right, stand on extreme left and take a huge right bypassing all waiting ahead of you. :@
  • Here , nobody sees traffic light, just follow the vehicle ahead of you. If the vehicle is crossing, that means it’s GREEN and you need to follow him!!! :d
  • If one is stuck in a “traffic jam”, 2-wheelers are bound to start moving from left hand side, tiny bit of “so called land “ left.If you refuse to do so, they will blow horn so loud that can turn you DEAF!!!! :(
  • When 20sec are left for traffic light to turn to GREEN, start up your vehicle and start blowing horn and start moving slowly. This actually leads to “obstruction” to other side vehicles but who cares? :#
Whatever, I ‘m enjoying my ride. And just to get this happen everyday, I mean “less traffic”….. kaala tikkkaaaaa for that n :O
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Chakoli :)

Sports... Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum



Guys today's its the first aniversary of our 20-20 championship.




The finishing ball of the match...... bowled by Joginder and caught by Srisanth!!!!and the result... India WINS!!!!!20-20 world champions!!!!

yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :~
But another sad part is MANUTD are at there WORST!!!Could you belive it , they are on No. 15th. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... :@




Only "Shaktimaan" could help them now :O


Still Keep the SPIRITS HIGH!!!!!!! For our WIN!!!! :D
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Search

Human tendency or whatever, our mind is usually processing, on a station eyes searching for "someone". On a road side searching for a "vacant auto". On a drive "looking for a chai wallah". When writing a new post searching for words. In a wedding " looking for some hunk"......... :O

We are searching ..no matter what!!! :d

And now with "Googlu" (that’s what google is for me), your fingers just keep on searching for this and that.

A right combination of words is always needed for this. Recently for my post "
Gullak", when I search for an image, I tried many combination but nothing worked out. Then one of my friend, who is an expert in google and often term google as "google devta" came for rescue and gave me not one but 2 beautiful pics. Ahhhhhhhh....

Searching is really an art!!!
And recently, we Indians have been ranked 10th most intense internet searchers. Read on story
here...

Excerpts
India ranks after Korea, Australia, Japan, Singapore (91.2), New Zealand (87.2), Hong Kong (81), China (76.6), Taiwan (74.8) and Malaysia (64.2) on search intensity ranking

Don’t worry, if in future kids turn out to be so nerd that "parents have to send them out for Search tuitions" and also it wouldn't be a surprise if "crash course and full time courses are offered by institutes on searching ".

Its the world of searching!!!!

Keep on gooogluuuuuuuuuing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Updates for the sake of Timepass!!

Market Conditions!!!
Just heard this on Friday

Let Media be banned for a week and everything would be fine” Don't you agree? :d

Terror!!!

Now we have seen “some” faces of terror.
All educated, computer graduates, employed with some or the other “good firms”.

Not a big deal if a person “with whom” you just met few minutes ago is working for “Osama”. Beware guys!!! :#

Looking at the matter, even our company started up checking up of “dikkis”, purses and CCTV are employed to capture the face of the perron who enters. Due to this, we need to remove our “duppata” which we “gals” usually tie up to avoid pollution. I usually give a frustrating look for the inconvenience, and usually ask the same question – the guard who scans our dikki , has he ever seen a bomb?Could he ever identify it? But can’t help it :(

Movie-Shovie

Just watched “Welcome to Sajjanpur”…. Ooooohhhlalalallalala..

Just a fab movie. Really, a movie so close to heart and so entertaining. Do watch it. Especially mausi (Ila Arun) and Munni Bai !!!!! :O
Office
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The never ever ending work :@


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He vs She

Friends:

Women: Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time. Basically its the "Gossip" session
Men: Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the bottle" or "got any more beer?"

Conversation:

Men: Men need a good disagreement to get talking. For instance, "Wow, great movie." or "What are you, nuts? She's Hot yaar!!!
Women: Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn't it?" "Yeah." Pause. :D

Toys:

Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.
Men: Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Actually anything that blinks, beeps ;)

The Phone:

Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.And nowadays all techie use it for anything other then actual talking.
Women: A woman can visit her friend(friend) for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. :$

Mirrors:

Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror. :d
Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads. :O

Eating Out:

Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. :)
Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. :~

Dressing Up:

Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. :O

Bathrooms:

Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a soap, and a towel.
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items. :P


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गुल्लक



Early morning when today I saw a "piggy bank picture" , it reminded me of my "गुल्लक" .

Ahhhhhhh, brick red colour, it was among’s my favourite and I disliked even if anyone else touched it. And we used to place it at different location to avoid fights and also "buri nazar".

Each time we got money , in that matter ranging from 10 paise to 10 rs (yup that was a big amount), and we were tempted to spend it, we were taught to save it in "गुल्लक" and when I would have "big amount" I could buy some "big thing".

After putting some money , I used to shake it to listen to its “खनन-खनन” and then used to analyze how much space is left? And then the lucky day would come when I would break it and collect all money. How proudly I used to throw it on floor to break it and then collect all money and then the counting starts. It was usually a competition between my bro and me, who would have greater amount.

Yup, now it is replaced with piggybank, but I still love it.
"गुल्लक" – our first step to savings.

Somehow I feel, apart from teaching kids about savings account, there is much more a kid could learn.
  • They could be taught not just to save money but how to set aside some money from the pocket money they get for future

  • They should know that they should “own money” in emergencies

  • They should know that this could help them to contribute to the family coffers

  • They should be encouraged to have a clear, time-specific goal to focus on while saving, so that they will be committed to achieve it.


Don’t you guys think so?

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EarthQuake

Dharati hili re… Bhukamp aaya baachon.. bhaago re bhaago…
We used to sing this song, when we were kids and never ever experienced what earthquake is?

Yesterday night something similar happened. At around 3:25 , I woke up feeling that earth is shivering , Ahh, it could be my dream but no, it was shivering . As soon as changed my posture, I didn’t felt anything . But then again regained my previous position and yup again that “shivering”. Is it because of my change in posture that earth is shivering I thought? ;). At that point actually I was in dreamland, extracting some very large and precious piece of information and when I felt those tremors , I just succeded in doing that, so my mind was reluctant to open eyes as it could result in loss of information :)

Finally, I stood up tried listening if anybody around me is feeling the same. There was complete silence. No one was panicking. No one!!!

I came out of my room, and switched on TV, to listen to the breaking news but all waste, these TV news channel wallah don’t pop up with “breaking news” when it is the most needed one . grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :# Finally , After surfing for about 5 minutes and switching from Aaj tak , NDTV, CNBC, BBC… to even marathi channel. I got irritated and came back to my room.

It appeared to me as more of a funny thing, at night feeling the tremors, I m watching TV instead of running. :$

Then , early morning as I asked my family – Did you experienced some tremors? First they said no then when I narrated my full incidence they said, yup when you were walking to living room we could feel the “tremors”. :O

Early morning I was hit by a mail saying something like that :

Aaj news dekhi bola gaya ki kisi ke karwat badalne se tremors feel hue they pune mein... uska sketch jaari kar diya gaya hai ..

To meri aan , baan shaan ke khilaf jung ched di gayi thi !!!

I searched on google and got a tiny piece of news which says :
“Earthquake in pune, earthquake in satara area of maharashtra. Earthquake news, earthquake in India on 17th september 2008”
Finally I was relieved, and concluded I m not that FAT :D

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Chakoli :)

Job Cuts


Is someone still employed?

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Life is Like This...

In a meeting/discussion we discuss we fight we share we argue…. We face a clash !!!!!


And then this is what affects our team/business as we start taking it personally!!!

How dare he dosen’t agrees to me. How could his point win appreciations!!!
Mine was better….
And then people say I’m completely professional .

Ahhhh Irony of life !!!!

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Chakoli :)

Fancy Dress Competition

Whenever you clear up your wardrobe, you are sure to find something good :).
Just one day back, and I got my album, and while turning its pages I found myself dressed in a “lehnga” with a proper “ghoonghat” and my age might be around 4 years. What I was doing then? It was a Fancy Dress Competition!!! I remember, my nose ring was pinching me and I cried before actually going on stage for the pain and face on the photo was conveying the same story. Don’t know what judges inferred from it? Might be a vidai scene of dulhan that I got a first prize . LOL….
This reminded me of the first fancy dress participation by me where I was “Kishan Kanhiya” and I was not going on stage so my sweet maama had to stand just beside me on stage.
Then came the next pic, where I was butterfly, with blue wings and blue frill wala frock I sang loudly “Titli uddi udati chali….phoolan ne kaha aaja mere pass..” But Didn’t got anything for this :D
Then just one year later, my aunt came with a unique idea of framing me on stage as “Negative”. I was dressed all black and mouth painted white. Many people thought of it as “bhoot” and not negative and such a creative idea went away in vain
May be I’m not in touch with kids now, or may be that I m quite right, but haven’t seen or heard about the fancy dress competition.
What today’s trend is theme party, which are quite similar to Fancy Dress but not a competition? Whatever, somehow I don’t like them. No specific reason but just don’t like them :(
I’m still biased to kids in different dresses and masks and colours…..
what say?



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Desperation…

Listing some very “urgent” things and quite embarrassing…

  • When suddenly you realize you are too thirsty and didn’t had even a single drop of water since last 5-6 hours and one “dumbo” is busy telling his tale to you…
  • When your tummy is producing unique, loud and audible sounds signaling that you are hungry.
  • When you want to empty your bladder and one “idiot” is busy discussing your plans about tomorrow in a team meeting.
  • When you are having a gastric problem and in the middle of a presentation you have an urgent need to get rid of it with “sound”
May be you guys could add more to these. Let me see some more of “ critical” situations.

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PS: Sorry guys just got busy with stuff. Thanks for all your comments.

Boss and Bells!!!

We all work, mmmmmmhhh no correction needed, only some of us work and rest just let others to do work!!! Isn’t? :d

Now as we work, we all have Boss, yup some lucky ones could be there own boss!!!But still I would say, 75 % people have BOSS and also 60% have Bad bosses. Agreed? :D

Now, In IT sector or by that means any sector, nobody is willing to have there boss around. When BOSS is on leave, its usually yipppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for us. We feel relax, we could continue our gossip sessions, we don’t want to update anyone!!! In IT sector, we all have a common problem that PC should never be placed in a position where it could be viewed by BOSS!!!!! That’s the most disgusting, humiliating, irritating thing in an employees life. :#

Yesterday one of my colleague who is one of the victims of BOSS viewing, shared her trauma . How all of a sudden , he knocks out of his cabin and she has to hurriedly minimize all other window, which certainly is of no use :( . Then she suggested that “cow bell” could be hanged on his door, whenever he pops out the sound could “warn her” . :O

Nice way na… so all bosses carry a “cow bell”… :~

Tin tin tiddin…..!!!!!!


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Partial - Are you?

We all have a bit of partial nature, we are biased, from a group of people be it be our friends, strangers, relatives or even animals we are sure to like some and dislike some. The discretion could be on the basis of looks, habits, attire, voice, or anything.

This general rule applies to every damn thing in this world, be it colour be it costumes, be it caller tunes, be it brand, be it company, and be it actor/actress. I heard this somewhere that it is impossible for parents to be partial to there own kids but still many a times kids feel that. Don't know how true it is , as a teenager even I used to feel it . :(

The upcoming lines were added up by my friend

A kid when goes out to play with neighborhood kids , he 's exposed to all but now it depends on his choice whom he would choose. The traits that he could choose at such a tender age are someone who is just ready to play with him. He may get friendly with a pickpocket.If the same new friend asks the kid to steal a pencil for him, he would just say yes and would do it.He may get friendly with a bossy kid, and in turn may end being a bully himself.choices and being partial towardssomething, though may be triggered by your core, the inner you , not necessarily any external factor. So in the above scenario the Kid may be partial towards right things and so no to stealing or bullying , and may not even hang around with such kids..

So what does your core tell you to do ., being partial to me .. ;-)

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Laughter

Just read this :

Children laugh 400 times per day, as opposed to adults, who only laugh 15 times per day.

Any parent who experienced this?I agree, kids laugh at the weirdest things. And also believe that laughter is part of their cognitive development. Moreover, I think kids who tell and listen to jokes are learning about language, connections, and irony. Those who have a well-developeds sense of humor have a better outlook on life and an easier time interacting with their peers. Isn't?

Another thing I read :

Women laugh more than men: about 126% more.

So who's left?Kids laugh, women laugh and is it that Men are laugh getters!!!!!lol :O . It could be , if you think back to the class clown in elementary or middle school, it was a boy. Isn't? ;)

So, What makes women the laughers and men the comedians? :d That question is still up in the air. Or is it that women laugh many a times on silly things and men just to impress women keep making fun of themselves. whatever...may be the science of laughter could digg out somehting and gives us an answer.
Or anybody has an answer....?? :v

And just read this guys Its beautiful by vs on Daughhers

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Chedte Raho.............................................

Just imagine a couple or be it any relation in that matter, even brothers and sisters if for ages they just keep on complimenting/complaining how boring, dull, unexciting life it would be.
And so to spice up your life... tease each other I mean a bit of "chedkhani".

Teasing for fun is usually misunderstood by people and that’s the reason its darker side could be seen in different form like bullying, victimization and sexual harassment and who could forget Ragging?

Teasing teaches us the elements of communication. It is fundamentally uncertain, so it forces us to pay attention to all aspects of an interaction in order to decipher its meaning. Whether a tease lands as intended depends in part on the relationship between the teaser and one being teased. When cold and unfriendly people tease anyone at all, their actions generate more anxiety, pain and embarrassment than amusement. The intention of the tease is called into question, and the game loses its balance—it becomes far more fun for the teaser than one being teased. Still, whether teasing is done between lovers, friends, or parents and children, partners in play invariably wind up liking each other more. :L


Its usually dal fry with ghee wala Tadka... ;)

But men and women may respond differently to this form of play: Women tend to get hurt by the pinch, while their partners become more energetic. It may be that men are just more used to teasing, as they tend to tease more throughout the course of life. At the same time, women seem to have a stronger emotional reaction to potentially hostile drive. :v

Despite its potential for misuse, poking fun in fact oxygenates social life. As it is strategically ambiguous and based on the assumption that individuals are close enough to tease, it gives relationships breathing room—especially around potentially troublesome issues—while simultaneously deepening the intimacy of the relationship. Teasing's side effect—shared laughter—brings loved ones even closer

So? Line maar le re baba… line maar le…


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Phoonk …

RGV is Back!!! And this time with Phoonk!!!!
I wonder why he always comes with such weird names ? RGV ki aag, Phoonk, Satya,Company, Niishabd,Sarkar next he would come up with is DARD .
He made an announcement as well recently for his movie…
See RGV's Phoonk alone & win Rs 5 lakh
More details out here

A fresher in an IT industry is offered quite similar annual package or rather I would say, a bit lower then this. So imagine a person goes and wins the prize amount , he could just spend his time in leisure and what next?

Wait for another year and RGV would be back with some other crap!!!!

View and Earn!!!!!


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Chakoli :)

PS: Didn't heard a good review although!!!!

Kal Aaj Aur Kal Tag...

Homy dear tagged me and so here it goes....
Two questions in each category answer them and then tag your friends from the blog-o-sphere. (Simple enough right) Leave a comment on their blog letting them know they have been tagged and you are all set.
Yesterday (Kal)

Your oldest memory
What were you doing 10 years ago?

Today (Aaj)
Your first thought today morning
If you built a time capsule today what would it contain?

Tomorrow (Kal)
This year ….
What do you see yourself doing 14 years from now?

Yesterday (Kal)
Your oldest memory : Oldest LOL…. . I don’t know, which one is the oldest as I remember many things of my childhood . People say that my memory is good , and as soon as I was born I started writing up my diary ;) .So I’ll just take up here what I like the most…
We (read it as 4 children) were playing on a terrace of a building which didn’t have any boundary wall. I was the youngest. Don’t know what happened to my mind but it ordered me to have a look at the road as how it looks from 4th floor. As a loyal slave, I was right there on the edge, with just a foot resting on floor other one was in air and I was looking downwards. When some guy actually screamed to tell my uncle that I might commit suicide and he should save me. Now suddenly, all crowd was looking upwards, some unfolded bed sheets, some unfolded there arms just in case I jump, they could save me. Now I was more curious, as why people are standing like this and staring towards me? I bent more……. :D
What next?
………………………………………………………..

Nothing, my aunt came and pulled me.Ahhhhhhhhhhh… I was saved !!!!!! :~
Story ends here……



What were you doing 10 years ago? : Ahhhhh… 10 years ago…I was in Love. :L Yups I was ……
LOL…
Its exactly ten years from now, that I had a huge crush on Shahid Afridi and I used to scribble his name on each notebook, each book, each piece of paper…..and that very same year he got married to his cousin . :@



Today (Aaj)
Your first thought today morning: Ahhhhhh… tomorrow(19thAug) is a holiday, just today I need to goto office. :v

If you built a time capsule today what would it contain? : Ingredients to prepare tea infinite nos of times and all music cd’s, cassettes, and some of books which I want to read, as reading online or on lappy is tooooo boring. :)

Tomorrow (Kal)
This year ….: hehhehhehhehehe :)
Evey year brings up something “new” in my life for sure. For this year may be it’s gonna happen or is it already done!!!!! ;)


What do you see yourself doing 14 years from now? There are so many things in my mind…

  • A Boutique
  • Dance Classes..
  • An NGO…
  • A Financial Expert…
  • Or… 2 kids running around and screaming mamma- mammma…. :D :O :D :O

I want to tag : Amit, Nirmal,Vrij,Reema,Radhika,veens,abx,vs

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Eyes Eyes Baby

Walking downtown on a weekend just simply dressed. Light pink capris, tank top, not so high heeled laced shoes and no make-up. Looking smart for sure, but definitely not dressed to kill. :d

On the street he meets some young love birds both in their mid-twenties from their looks. As he approaches them just wishing if he could get a chance to tell them how beautiful they look together. After passing them, he looks back just to find the guy staring at him. He simply smile and go on with his business but just when he is done with his shopping, His eyes again capture even more cute couple but the same weird scenario of the 'ogling eye' happens.
Amazingly, these scenarios are way too common. And nobody even reacts to it until and unless you are 'single'.

But,It's so obvious that no one would be pleased to see her man admiring another lady and vice versa. Why don't you just look what's before you and avoid the looking back?

The common answer we get is :

The fact that we look doesn’t mean we want them". :D

"Beauty is there to be appreciated and we are just doing that” :O

But I wonder, why would a man in the company of a beautiful lady be ogling? Talking about that look which seems to say, "Damn, if only I could have her". Is it natural or some men's eyes are just ravenous? :#


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Chakoli :)

Oooooooohhh lalalalallaaaaaaaaaaa....

Just back to office after a long weekend, Nopes My Company didn’t give me an opportunity to celebrate “Rainy Day” but I took Monday off at an expense of my Casual Leave. :$

Apart from Saturday, when I saw Singh is Kinng and met one of my friends after long time, the other two days just went off. :)

Nope I didn’t read a book, :d I didn’t watched television, I didn’t cook, I wasn’t roaming , I wasn’t sleeping :s , actually I wasn’t doing anything. :v Even my lappy is not well nowadays so surfing, chatting was also not an option. :( From Sunday morning, the only constant thing was my headache and the only thing changing was my posture on bed. :O

How boring and dull a person could be, I realized!! But somehow I wasn’t bored at all. I was enjoying just lazing around and busy changing my postures . :D

On Monday, my mind was not sure to go or not to go, to make a decision was tough, then I put in all hope to my horoscope, if anywhere a word "REST" appears I wont be going. Hiy-laaaaa... "Take Rest" were the lines.

Even today I didn’t feel like coming to office, but then a HAPPY THOUGHT crawled into my mind, that as Friday (15th Aug) is a holiday I just need to come to office for another 3 days. So, better to pack up myself…. :~


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New Words...

Defreind: To remove a person from one's list of friends on a social networking site.

drink the Kool -aid : To become a firm believer in something; to accept an argument or philosophy wholeheartedly or blindly.

Crackberry : A BlackBerry handheld computer, particularly one used obsessively; a person who uses such a computer obsessively.

Retrosexual : A man with an undeveloped aesthetic sense who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance and lifestyle.
Do people like this exists, I wonder :o

Baracknophobia: Negative feelings about U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama, particularly those based on racism or unfounded rumors.

Barack Obama and there comes his phobia :O

DWT : Driving while texting; driving a car while reading or sending text messages.

Wife Acceptance Factor : In an object, especially an electronic device, that normally appeals only to men, the qualities or features added to or modified in the object to make it acceptable to women.

When they would accept there wives I wonder? ;)

Joy to Stuff Ratio : The time a person has to enjoy life versus the time a person spends accumulating material goods.

Thats a good one I guess :)

Lipstick Lesbian : A lesbian who is beautiful, stylish, or markedly feminine.

Eeehhhh!!! :D

Type - T Personality : A personality type that regularly seeks out thrilling or dangerous experiences.

Is this for terrorists? :o

Candy Bar Phone : A cell phone with no lid and with a rectangular shape that resembles a traditional candy bar.


Text Message Injury : A form of repetitive stress injury caused by excessive use of the thumb to type text messages into a mobile phone.

Irrespective of whether I m driving or not, my fingers are unable to type in a message. Problem is that "meri moti moti ungliyon se aksar do button dab jaate hain " :$

Hathos : Feelings of pleasure derived from hating someone or something. :D

Guyliner : Eyeliner designer for and used by men.

Did anybody used them? :O

Technosexual : A male with a strong aesthetic sense and a love of technology.

Yup, I have seen many :L

Hedonic Treadmill : The tendency for a person's economic expectations and desires to rise at the same rate as his or her income, resulting in no net gain of satisfaction or happiness.

Ubersexual : A heterosexual man who is masculine, confident, compassionate, and stylish.

Ooooohhhh lalalallalalallaa... someone like Johny Depp? :L

Tweetup : A real world meeting between two or more people who know each other through the online Twitter service.

Lipstick Effect : During a recession, the tendency for consumers to purchase small, comforting items such as lipstick rather than large luxury items.

Yottabyte : 2 to the power of 80 (approximately 10 to the power of 24) bytes, or a million trillion megabytes.

Tattoo Regret : Feelings of embarassment or remorse caused by having one or more tattoos.



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Courtsey : Wordspy

???

This is something I heard 2-3 days back

“ We (read it as Indians) have a problem, we don’t have a problem if we are working for 12-14 hours, but our mind will surely start churning as soon as we are idle . we’ll make plans, analyze how we are wasting our time, criticize everything we do, complain nothing good is happening, we are more frustrated, we think our firm/people/organization don’t recognize our value, how much worth we are and more blah blah!!!”.

Do you agree with it?


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Just Timepass!!

Yesterday I had a horrifying dream ….

The mob which includes me is fighting with some other group, we are on cycles are running running and running. Suddenly my mobile slipped and went straight to the “gutter”. Yucks!!!

Am I struck with Nomophobia? :#

Now instead of running for my life, I was more desperate to save my mobile. No not because it’s my favorite Sony Ericsson brand and not because it’s too costly, but …..

Dreams are individual's private property and are not to be disclosed!!! :O

But ending was superb !!! Then my HERO(in dreams..) , he appeared straight from the sky… jumped into that gutter to save my moby (I mean mobile) and when he came out, eeeehhhhh was smelling horribly. :(

What ?

Not the Hero but my moby ;)

This is what happens when you watch just Bollywood flicks during weekend…!! This time I broke my previous records of watching 3 movies in a day. In just 2 days I saw:

Kismat Konnection
Padosan(old one)
Dil hain ki manta nahi..
Gone in 60 secs
Golmaal
Mujse dosti karoge…
Andaz Apna Apna
Chalti ka naam gadi…(old one)
And last but not the least…

Contract… pathetiq!!!!!


Hey guys… India won yesterday :~ … and what Fedrerer could slip down from No 1… that’s bad !!!


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Chakoli :)

Pictures or Words?

What you see fits more easily in your brain then what you read in words?

But many a times, the pictures don’t convey a meaning!! Especially to Martians ;-) who need everything to be mentioned explicitly in words.

No I don’t want.
Yes I’m angry with you.

And many more. They would prefer putting words to a picture just for the sake that they don’t hang it upside down . ;-) lol :O

Okie, coming back to, what I had in my mind. It is difficult to stick to just one thing. People say pictures conveys more meaning , I agree but words are more flowing. !!!

Just for eg, amoeba , it would be difficult to tell what shape amoeba is, as it could attain any shape , you come out with a picture to class 7th standard student and he could understand it but you need to mention in words that it has a tendency of taking any shape.

A first proposal is special to a gal not because she is being gifted by cards roses and gifts but the words which made her feel special. And even after 25 years she could remember them.

A certificate of appreciation is in words but while grapping it the picture clicked by someone is more appealing and even with this techy world you could send it to million of users saying you grabbed a Nobel prize for lying ;-)

All beautiful songs are in words…..

All compliments are given in words….

That’s why I count on words… How about you?

Reminds me of Boyzone songs words….


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Chakoli :)

Nomophobia

I’m not sure how many of them are aware of this, but just saw this yesterday on V [I]Q. The question was :

What is nomophobia(even MS Word is showing it in red saying it needs a spell check ;-))?

And people came up with weird answers …

  • No More Phobia
  • Fear of Numbers
  • A type of computer virus..
The answer is, It is the fear of being out of mobile phone contact - and it's the plague of our 24/7 age.

Read this here
You being hit by this ?


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Chakoli :)

'Indian IT set to be 2nd largest’

Excerpts …
Indian IT industry may be passing through a rough patch because of a slowdown in the US economy and high inflation rates, but this stage will pass,” says a study. The study elaborates, “India will continue to drive the global IT market for the next few years. In fact, it will emerge as the second most important IT industry in the world after the US in terms of revenue and employment." "India will create the second largest IT services labour pool after the US within the next seven to eight years. That's not all, domestic IT industry's contribution to our GDP is likely to rise from 0.8 per cent in 2006-07 to 2.65 per cent by 2015-16."
For full story click here.

Ahhhhhhh…. I am relieved !!!! That means I have to work more for at least 7-8 years and after that I could sit at home and watch saas-bahu stuff ;-)

Don’t give me that Awwwww… kind of look !!! I need to follow the tradition ;-)

Jokes apart. Really don’t know how life would be after 7-8 years or rather where I would be? What I would be doing? But it actually makes you feel excited ,thinking about your future!!! What, How, Where, When and With Whom?
It’s good to have some questions, answered with time!!!

Today’s horoscope (As per Shri Shri Shri 1008 Shri Chakoli Matajee for Chakoli)

You would write a crap post today :-).
For personalized predictions please close your eyes and say 3 times

Jab tak sooraj chand rahega
Chakoli matajee ka naam rahega…

And your computer screen will flash a window with your predictions… !!! :)



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Chakoli :)

Its Fun and Friendly too!

When I was in UK, many people used to prefer going to there work riding on there bicycles. So ? Nothing wrong in that!!!

In India, Did anyone saw any employee (I mean people with high pay checks) riding his bicycle and coming to office? Infact when one my friend told about his colleague who works with one of the leading investment banks that he comes to office riding on his bicycle. The first question I asked was – what and why?

He said, he is quite environment friendly and don’t want to create more chaos on road!! And moreover, he could remain fit and fine as well.

Then my answer was – WOW!!!!

That’s really a good thought, just think of the reduction in pollution, traffic, congestion, and moreover every one could be pink and plump!!!

We in India, are more to show offs, once a person starts getting hefty paycheck, purchase a brand new car, hire a driver and then ,suited-booted, would sit on the back side reading economic times!!!!! Now imagine then with the same attire and riding bicycle, or would they hire a bicycle rider and would be on back seat relaxing? ;-)

Another thing that did impressed me recently, a family who doesn’t have TV. Life without it is more FUN I suppose!!! So anything you did like this?

Just to update yesterday we had a blood donation drive in our office. I went there happily full with excitement. She pierced one of my finger , did some tests and said - your hemaoglobin is less. You can't donate :-(

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Chakoli :)

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