He vs She

Friends:

Women: Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time. Basically its the "Gossip" session
Men: Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the bottle" or "got any more beer?"

Conversation:

Men: Men need a good disagreement to get talking. For instance, "Wow, great movie." or "What are you, nuts? She's Hot yaar!!!
Women: Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn't it?" "Yeah." Pause. :D

Toys:

Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.
Men: Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Actually anything that blinks, beeps ;)

The Phone:

Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.And nowadays all techie use it for anything other then actual talking.
Women: A woman can visit her friend(friend) for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. :$

Mirrors:

Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror. :d
Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads. :O

Eating Out:

Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. :)
Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. :~

Dressing Up:

Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. :O

Bathrooms:

Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a soap, and a towel.
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items. :P


Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

24 comments:

arvind1187 said...

They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads. :O
ROFL,,
awesome post :)
nice observations :)

Vinz aka Vinu said...

:)

Men on a boys night out say more than 20 words for sure..not only the pass the bottle thing...they do discuss hell loads about 'chicks'

couldnt agree more with the conversation thing..!!

oh yeah..toys..!! we men do love them all time.. just all the time a higher version..and women just opt for make up kits instead of toys..!! :)

my sister spends 10 hours with her friend..and when back at home another three hours on phone..i wonder what the hell on earth they willbe discussing..?

the bathroom thing also was hilarious...men are out from bathroom in 10 minutes..or fifteen max...and women..whooo..i lost my count..!!

nice post..!!

:)

niceguy251 said...

Chakoli,

You seem to have done good research. Many of these are for LOL.

Take care

Taureandude_23 aka TD23 said...

hey Chakoli
a precise He Vs She post:d i totally agree with the toys funda, and the OCD of gals to check themselves out in any shiny surface:D ditto for the phone funda:d i mean i am amazed whrere do they get the topics from:D
take care
ciao

Priya Joyce said...

hey nice post had a gr8 time going thru
i am glad tat i stopped.
wow!!!!

mirrorcracked said...

A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a soap, and a towel.

What's the sixth?
If it's the pervert answer, I don't wanna hear it! :D

ceedy said...

Hahahhaah

My first time here....and nice post....liked it....:)

One more :P
Men - Will never write such a post
Women - Will still have more to add or maybe start another blog

(peace)

vijay said...

a he is a he & shall remain so.

a she is a she & shall remain so.

& life will go on

on & on & on & on.

non can change the other :))))

vs

Reema said...

LOL :D Quite true.
"A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a soap, and a towel."

You have written only 5 items.

DestinyFavChild said...

how insightful ! :D

Chakoli said...

@Arvind :))

Thanks dear :))

u njoyed it :DD

Chakoli said...

@Vinu:))

yups that was another thing :)))



women usually take longer... whatever u say:)))

Chakoli said...

@niceguy:))

Thansk fr njoying it :))

Chakoli said...

@Tarun :))


do you think we could ever be out of tpoics :PPP

Chakoli said...

@priya :))

thanks dear for stopping by :))

Chakoli said...

@mirror cracked:))


ahhh... I had to say it as 5 items sorry :((

Chakoli said...

@ceedy :))


LOL....

yups... men are far from the reality after all :PP

thansk for dropping by :)

Chakoli said...

@VS:))


hehhehhehehe:))
yups life moves on :DD

Chakoli said...

@reema:))


thats just 5 things...i need to make corrections :DD

Chakoli said...

@destiny:))


:)))))

Keshi said...

haha so true!

**Men: Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the bottle" or "got any more beer?"

omg that is so SPOT ON! lol!


Keshi.

Manasa said...

hahahaha... 437 items which they can't and never figure out.. lol :D

When it comes to footwear, we'll have a flats, heals, dancing shoes, shoes for formals and what not :))

Ankur said...

i think the war is back!!! :P

Martians vs the obsessed girls!! :P
hehe

Cheers!!

harshasrisri said...

tht was a hilarious compilation!

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