I LOVE Them..

I just love FAT people... and yes I have enough reasons to love them...

They are just so jovial like me...
They are so active... just like me....
They don't feel bad even when someone calls them "moti/mote"...
They are the theme of any party/discussion....
Shopping is easy for them... if size XXL does not exist... they could simply move on without getting into "jhangat" of actually trying it... just like me :)
There face shines as soon as someone compliments them in one line... you are looking thin today.... or you have pulled down a lot....just like me...
Every morning they look into mirror... with a hope... some miracle might have happened and they might have lost couple of kgs overnight...just like me...
They just fear one machine... "weighing machine"... ;)...last time I weighed I was XX kg ... "X" is just the unknown quantity of algebra..;)
And still they dream of getting ... Prince Charming... hahahha just like me ;)

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

54 comments:

Tarun Mitra said...

That is a subtler way of saying "I am fat" :P

Moti..Hope you didn't felt bad

and I know this feeling well as I was also mota..until jaundice did me in..

Nice post

Gyanban said...

Count me in ! I am one of them 1 Well written ...

hitesh rawat said...

see i know one reason...i would envy fat ppl.....last sunday ..there was a Levis sale....of 50%......i went in....just a bit late....and till then...all the jeans of my "32" waist category was already picked up.....but after 2 days one of my friend went in....and he got the jeans which i was looking for ... those..UNBUTTON one's which landed Akshay in controversy....yea...he got it.....cause his waist size is 38......and i was so jealous.....wat would normally cost around....2500 or more....he got it for jsut 1200......man i decided to eat and eat and try to gain at least 3-4 inches around my belly.......

we are on the same league....\,,,/

sunilspeaks said...

Me too in the league ... :P

Nethra said...

Hey even I am chubby and surely dream for a prince charming like you. :)

Shilpa said...

L.O.L!! I am one of them too :P


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shilpa

Chakoli said...

@Tarun

hahaha... moti kehne se kabhi kisi ko dukh hota hain...
yeh to logon ka pyaar hain mote logon ki taraf ;)

Chakoli said...

@Gyanban

hahaha... :)) welcome hain ji

Chakoli said...

@Hitesh

hahaha:))

some good excuse of getting FAT...
should I welcome you before hand.... to our grp?;)

Chakoli said...

@Nethra

hahaha:)
I knw we are all similar :D

Chakoli said...

@Sunil

welcome welcome ji :)

Chakoli said...

@Shilpa

:))))

Rajlakshmi said...

that was lovely :) nice attitude girl :)

Ricky said...

This is the most interesting post I have read about "fat" people :)

Nalini Hebbar said...

nice one...like the way you put all...all your thoughts in B&W...great read

Lakshmi Rajan said...

Fat or thin - Be healthy and sport your flab in style :P

Ritu said...

LOL wonderful! I belong to the same category

theschmuck said...

That is just superb.I'd count me in,but they dropped me out.Keep on keeping on!

deepazartz said...

Too Sweet:)

Fingers crossed...u'll surely get one:)

Chakoli said...

@Rajlakshmi

thanks :)

@Ricky


thanks alot :)

@Nalini

thanks dear :)

@lakshmi

Thanks... no doubt :)

@Ritu:)

welcome ji :)

@thesch

:)))))

@Deep

thanks thanks

Kajori said...

Lovely and crisp...I stumbled upon your post. And count me in d bandwagon tooo....!!!

Dr Roshan R said...

story of my life... man !! I've been praying every day for that damn weighing machine to show some reduction.. never does.. and then the depressive eating spree begins again :)

The knife said...

Julius Ceaser and I agree

Jigyasa said...

I am sad....that I missed reading this...earlier.

One more thing - They just want to be fit and not slim...just like .....me & all of them ;-)

Keep Smiling

Dagny Taggart said...

U read my mind, me too, great post!!!

Monika said...

brilliant post smiled at every word of it i dont have to mention i belong to the same category :)

Sundari Venkatraman said...

Hey I love them too! I belong to the Moti-club too. Each and every word and sentence that you have mentioned - I agree 100%. Very well written. Kudos! Left me nodding and smiling :)

Vikram Karve said...

Hey, Chakoli, you really lifted my spirits and made my day...I love fat people too...starting with me...!

Vivek said...

Well written post! But do you think they really need this?
http://blog.coupl.in/?p=256
Your opinions are most welcome..

nikita said...

very well written :)

verbivorehere said...

ROFL...good one...stumbled on this thru indiblog site and im glad tht i did :)

Obsessivemom said...

Hey great post.. my first time here.. can't resist reading anything in favour of 'healthy people'.. loved it. Great going.

Lolland said...

Awesome post :)

It is a beacon of hope to all overweight people, and is a refreshing change from normal posts which make fun of them. Keep it up!

Do check out my post here. I promise it’ll be funny :)

sambarman said...

Fat people are cute.Nice post.

sibi said...

Interesting article. A different view. Well written

Cartoonist said...

HAHAHA ! Couldn't have been summarised better :)

Sajjive,
the Heaviest Cartoonist in India

Sairam said...

I dont belong to the mota club. But I agree with you. Once you put a little weight you shed lot of worries.
Nice post

Saru Singhal said...

Lovely, Now I am loving myself:)

Chitz said...

lovely...mai bhi apni favourite hu....- a fatso :);)

hearmy gadget speak

prachieee said...

awwww.. that was such piece of writing... i love fat people too...!!! i think a lot of fat people need to read this cause chakoli not everyone thinks of their fatness in this light. there are many who are so overwhelmed by their body image that it starts affecting their social life and get low self esteem. and thereafter it's just down hill you know.. fat is lovely.. chubby is gubby! gubby is adorable!!! don't you think so??

Aarti said...

an absolutely lovely post... Totally perked up my day!! :)

phew, realised i'm coming here after long.. need to rectify that!!

♪♪Happy Go Lucky♪♪ said...

Loved this post!!!!
You are fat, just like me :P :P

I've never looked at it so positively :) :)
You made my day!!

Atanu Dey said...

Nice blog!!

Jen..The Butterfly Effect said...

Fat or not you are gorgeous,baby!

Hugs and love :)

Confused Soul said...

Being Fat is totally in :D .. hahaha m one of the lot :P ... nice!

indu chhibber said...

Moti you rock!

Khushali Fadia said...

You made me feel more awesome than before!

Diggy Chacha said...

Great one... love this.. you have a very great sense of humour... :)

Ranj said...

Lovely...you make me fall in love with myself again...

Confused Soul said...

I love fat people too :D .. maybe coz I'm one myself.. hehe cute post :D

Green Speck said...

Ha ha ... well written :-)

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Niyati Mavinkurve said...

Hahaha!!!! This is an Amazing Post!! And it so applies to me, especially the waking up in the morning part!!!

Very witty. But actually, the point to think about is maybe we're fat coz we're so nice deep inside ;) ;) ;)

Kshitij Shringi said...

The post of your's didn't Trolled me much but the Line just written below this Blog did! I would quote it,'Please prove you aren't a Robot'! :P :D

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