Read it!!!

Scene: On a bus stop with some of my bus-stop mate. One of the girl is expecting , and was reading some papers. Now here is the conversation that followed:

Me: As was nothing to talk about , I said- What are you reading?
She: Yesterday I went to gyanecologist and she handed me this print out of "Do's and Don'ts" during pregnancy
Me: Ohhh wow!!! :)
She: Do you want to read?
ME: With a broad smile , Naaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! you continue... :$
She: Arrey read it, its good!!!
Me: (In my mind...What the hell it is, I dont want to...) . No No .... :$
She: Arrey what's the harm.....
Me: (I dont undertsand why the hell she wanted me to read it). But I am not expecting!!! :#
She: But you would na...at some point of time...!!!
Me: then I'll read it .. :f
She: Actually, I forgot my spects today and so if you could read it I would listen to it.......

Gosh!!!! Can't she say that directly.... :@

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

42 comments:

Sandhya said...

LOL..........................

Anonymous said...

why didn't u ask her this directly ?? :P

Vrijilesh Rai said...

Soooooooo... when r u planning to read it?

mazak said...

the twist at the end was superb ... i hv come across people who want to (mis)guide people without any rhyme or reason ,but as long as d intention is fine ,one shud not mind ..r u a commuter on the BRT stretch by any chance ???

Chakoli said...

@Sandhya:-)))


:-))

Chakoli said...

@kaua...

yups..u r correct I shud have asked her....

chalo never mind...next time pooch hi loongi;-))

Chakoli said...

@Vrij...

Do you think I shud start??;-))

Chakoli said...

@Mazak:_)))

hehehhehehehe

yups.... I shudnt mind it...but if people express themselves clealy its better is what I think...:-))

BRT...is that bombay road transport...??

I dnt live in mumbai:-))

Anonymous said...

matlab ur'e sure ...she'll do such a thing again...ur'e firm believer of history repaets itself kya ?? :D:D:D

Chakoli said...

@Kaua

very sure dear:-)))

after all for 7-8 months she has to travel and spects could be forgetted at any time;-))

Anonymous said...

oh i c !! n everyday she's probably going to read the book kya ??? hehe...chill re ...

evn if she does na i dont think she'll use the same tacts or best u dont ask her what she is reading ?? :D:D wot say ?

Anonymous said...

hey chuks
i personally think u should have read it, whats the harm if u stand and do nothing, u gain nothing but if u read it u get something may be trash but still it is their hai na
also we learned the human reproduction at class 9 in the chapter life process 2, so u i am sure could have read it

Anonymous said...

hey chuks
i personally think u should have read it just for some info
if we in class 9 read humna reproduction what was wrong if u read something which made sense to u or some other women
u take care and be relenting a lil girl
bye

Anonymous said...

hey chuks
i personally think u should have read it just for some info
if we in class 9 read humna reproduction what was wrong if u read something which made sense to u or some other women
u take care and be relenting a lil girl
bye ruggedboyz

Anonymous said...

hey chuks
i personally think u should have read it just for some info
if we in class 9 read humna reproduction what was wrong if u read something which made sense to u or some other women
u take care and be relenting a lil girl
bye

Chakoli said...

@Kaua:-)))

LOL....

it wasnt a book but some print outs given by doc;-)))

may be she ll get some new ones:-)))

Chakoli said...

@Ruggy

ur comment gt posted 5 times...I guess it mite have happned coz u mite be expecting it to appear and as I enabled comment moderation it wasnt thr:-)))

YUp YUp I remebr 9th class..humna reproduction....:-)))

I cud have...but seriously, I dnt like to poke my nose which is not relevant to me...serioulsy..:-(((

Anonymous said...

wo to thik hai chakko, par tune kya sikha wo page pad ke? ;)

Chakoli said...

@bruf

time aane pe batungi...;-))

Anonymous said...

ye bruf kaun hai??? :D

Anonymous said...

aur kab aayega wo time ;) :D

Chakoli said...

@burfillle toofan....

bruf burf...burfe...burfi...sab aap hi hain;-)))

arrey kilkariyan aangan mein goonjegi na...to pata chal jayega...;-))

Anonymous said...

She gotchu dere

Chakoli said...

@LP:-))


SHe got me whr??

Ankur said...

*ROFL

kisi bhi pregnant aurat par gussa nahi karte hain.. uska asar baby par hota hai :D :D
hehe...

hehe.. ur reply in the end was???

didya read :P :P
hehehe... ;) ;)
kaisa laga... :P :P :P

hehehe

Cheers!!!

Unknown said...

Hahahah.... so did you read it to her finally??

mazak said...

BRT is Bus Rapid Transit or Big Road Trauma ..the stretch from Ambedkar nagar to Moolchand in New Delhi ...and u being a daredevil (supporter!) ,i hv no doubt dat delhi belongs to u ...by d way ur name/pseudonym "chakoli" is very sweet ..kisne rakha ??? luk fwd to a wonderful frenship ... :-)

KP said...

that was funny....:).

hows life?

Anonymous said...

@ chakoli,

oops !! srry buddhi ho rahi hoon naa....yadashat kamzor ho gayi hai ...kal padha tha na toh i forgot sum part ...maffee :D

Ankur said...

hey... wheres my comment "*sigh**

:(

viju said...

GM Chaks..

Too trivial a thing 2 get upset about.


vs

cm chap said...

Ha Ha... But doesh she knwo that u dunno how to read & write?

Chakoli said...

@Ankur jee:-)))


Hum kahan gussa kiya...ek aachi baachi ki tarah...chuchap sun rahe the...haan mann hi mann "ubal" rahe the:_)))

Haan pada na...finally...aur kya kar sakte the...woh bhi jorr jorr se;-))

Chakoli said...

@Mazak...
ohhh LOL....


I have just used Nizamuddin to Gurgaon and Gurgaon to safdarjung buses... so have no idea about that strech...but to tell u... nizamudin to gurgaon is more the pathetiq...:-(((

Thanks fr the compliment...thats my nick name:-0)))


For sure:_))

Chakoli said...

@HEy KP:-))))


How are you??

I m fine...chalo u atleast smiled toh...:-)))
take care dear:-))

Chakoli said...

@J


I ahve to:-)))

and that tooo loudly so that its audible to her...and to "other janta" as well;-))

Chakoli said...

@Kaua


buddi nahi...udayan ke sapne dekhne ka aasar hain....;-))

Chakoli said...

@Ankur

ur comment is very much here dear:-))
dont worry

so u bak today??

Chakoli said...

@vs

LOL...
subh prabhat

I agree tooooo trivial...but was more of embarrising to me..standing on a bus stop...:-((

Chakoli said...

@cm-chap

I dont knw to read and write...hw come??
I m weak in maths....u said that...but "HUM AANPAD NAHI HAIN"...;-)))

Anonymous said...

hehhehe! good one... yaar! pehle bolna tha na :D

Chakoli said...

@veens:-))

wahi toh...;-)

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