Read the chart

A couple dressed quite decently enters into the eye clinic.
Receptionist : patient name?
Husband: Sudha
Receptionist : Age?
Husband: 25
Receptionist: What’s the problem?
Husband: regular headache…
Receptionist: Handing him doctor’s slip, please wait. I ll call you once your turn comes.
Husband: Okies…
After about 30 minutes, they are asked to go in…

Doctor: Come in…!! Jee kahiye kya hua aapko?


Wife: Roz hi sar mein dard rehta hain..

Doctor: Kab se hain ?

Wife: kareeban ek hafta ho gaya

Doctor: Aapko problem hota hain door ka dekhne mein?

Wife: Haanjee

Doctor: theek hain who chart padiyega....


He puts in some lenses on her eyes…


Wife: nahi dikh raha

Doctor: puts in new one with greater power...

Wife: jee nahi….
Doctor : Keeps on increasing the power…
Wife: jee nahi…
Doctor: Strange, it dosen’t seems that you could have such a high power…
Husband: Actually she dosen’t knows to read, she is illetrate…!!!


Doctor: :@




Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

13 comments:

Sandhya said...

ha ha ha..............
amazing post.

geet said...

chakoli ... grrr .. ye IT ka sabse gissa pitta joke ha :-).

per dikhne ka padhne se kya talluk ?? bolo bolo ...

geet said...

waise i like this template. very nice it is

vEENs said...

ohh SHIT! :-/

whatta joke :P

Chakoli said...

@sandhya

Thanks...but its not a joke.. I was on a serious note..:-(((

Chakoli said...

@geet

but its not a joke.. I was on a serious note..:-(((

Is it appearing as a joke...damn nam I cant express myself....

Thanks for the template....

Chakoli said...

@veens...

it isnt a joke... I treid narrating an incident...:-(((

vijay said...

heheh Chaks,

IT walon key chakkar mey nahee padta,

This jk is better, tho' suna hua tha ..:PPPP

keep going :))))

vs

burf said...

chakko kya wahiyat joke tha

kuch gande wale jokes post kar yaar ;) :D

Chakoli said...

@vs:-))

LOL...

wahi toh pata nahi sabko yeh joke kyun lag raha hain....booboohohohoohoh:-(((

Chakoli said...

@burf...

gay jokes nahi aate mujhe...aapko to wahi aache lagege na..;-))

Ankur said...

mujhe ek baat bata... kahin yeh tu toh nahi... tu toh nahi :P :P

cheater ek shaadi 2 bachche... baataya nahi :(((

hai ram... dil hi tod diya :(((

hehhehe
:P:P:P
hehhe

*ROFL

par seriously kahan suna/dekha???

Cheers!!!

geet said...

ROFL chakoli .. tune to badi waali LE LI burf ki.... muhahahaha

Sharing Could Reduce One Calories...GO ON