Interview....

Yup yup I went for a leave just for a day, but it was not an official one but on the expense of reducing my “Leave Balance”.
Thank you for missing me, muuuuahhhhhhhhhh . :k Even if you didn’t’, I m happy to live in that “khushfahmi “.

So I went for one of friends marriage. Marriage was good, but “ëk bhi changa munda nahi mila”so waste for me . ;)

Just narrating an interesting incident here…

We (read it as group of five freinds) were standing busy chatting of “this and that”. A group of 3 Uncle’jee approached us and turning towards me staright away posed one question –
Whats your height without heel? Sahi sahi batana…!!! :o

When an elderly person is so confidently asking you something, I thought it to be bad manners and ask Who the hell are you asking me. But being polite I answered
Jee 5 foot 3 inch(Although in mind I thought of saying 3 foot 5inch) :x

Then he shooted next question :
My son is in bangalore and you being in Pune how would you manage this?

Ahhhh Now I got it, this uncle ji is here for his son. I started boiling… I don’t know but as soon as someone is there talking about my “rishta”,I start loosing my temper. Then my repeated those dialogue of Welcome “Control..Control…..!!!! :#
Uncle ji , behtaar hoga aap papa se baat kar le iss bare mein….

Then suddenly one of the other uncle started …
mera ladka bhi Patni Compuetrs mein kaam karta hain… Mumbai mein… !!! Naam suna hain Patni ka…?
Mercury rising……!!!! :@
Jee nahi… mein chote mote companies ka naam nahi sunti….. !!!
Kaunsa language hain tumhara…?(Again that 2nd Uncle thinking of himself to be Oversmart asked me)

Maine kaha..
Hindi…

In the mean time all remaning four(my freinds) started giggling….
Arrey nahi… programming language….

Gosh!!!!

I said…
Pyhton, abacus, zingalu, chi-mi, satry……(Did you ever heard of these?)

That second Uncle was silent now….!!!

Again it was the turn of 1st Uncle….
To agar mere bete ko onsite mila aur tumhe nahi…to tum kya karogi?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… I was fuming…. :@

I would start a video album… singing…mere piya gaye Rangoon….. (That was in my mind actually….)
I ll quit…. !!! ;)

He was happy now, now he asked another one..
agar tumhe onsite mila aur usse nahi toh?

Ahhhhhh…….. Why this permutation and combination….??
I replied… then he’ll quit…. !!!  :r

Uncle was surprised.
Tumahre papa ka naam Mr A hain….

Uddi baba… My father got changed and I m not aware of it. 

Nopes Uncle My father name is Mr S.
Ohhhhh… sorry beta, I thought you are someone else. And then again the gang of ‘3’moved to interview someone else…or rather to humiliate some REAL one.


And we busted laffing…..


Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

40 comments:

Vrij said...

Holla.. aweome.. hilarious..

Loved the part when u said.. he'll quit!!

Uncle ji expectations ki waat laga di toone..

Ankur said...

:P

*ROFL

will come back after finishing ,u laughing :D :D

*ROFL

Ankur said...

:P

*ROFL

will come back after finishing my laughing :D :D

*ROFL

~ ॐ ~ said...

Boy o Boy...

Glad they did not get you married there itself :D

Ashu said...

funny hillarious post n typical it pro questions asked (onsite):)

Satan said...

LOL!!!

U hve gone thru a very embrassin situation...

N u hve tackled it nicely too.. :D

Homecooked said...

Ooh...wow. Baithe Baithe tumhe rishta aa gaya :) By the way I have something for u on my blog.Have a look.

Ankur said...

hey... aapne unke bete ka naam nahi poocha... :P :P

pooch leti na... uncle kaunsi language, kitna experience hai... :P :P

hehe.. maja aata... :D

and btw... someone misses u... eh?? :D

kaun hai... kaun hai... humme bhi batao na :D :D

bolo bolo ;)

Ankur said...

i dont know mera last comment pahuncha ki nahi :-/

Sandhya said...

vry funny incident......

Chakoli said...

@Vrij:-)))

Laga di na watt...kya karu.... mere bhi to kuch expecattions hain na...;-))

Chakoli said...

@Ankur:_))

Take ur time...I m in no hurry;-))

Chakoli said...

@OM:-))

I swear....


waise I never thot of this situtaion...thankfully u told me;-))

Chakoli said...

@Asku:_)))

u njoyed it Thanks:-))

Chakoli said...

@Satan

Thanks dear:-))

Chakoli said...

@Homy:_)))

sure dear....will visit ur placxe:-))

haan rishta aa gaya.....aur mujhe ladka dekhne bhi nahi mila...:-(((

Chakoli said...

@Ankur jee:-)))

hey... aapne unke bete ka naam nahi poocha... :P :P

Naam kya mein to poore ke poore ladke mein intrested thi...Uncle milwane ka kasht to karte...;-))

pooch leti na... uncle kaunsi language, kitna experience hai... :P :P

Yeh sab faltu ke sawaal nahi poochti...;-))

hehe.. maja aata... :D

and btw... someone misses u... eh?? :D

ye lo aapko nahi pata...ufff....:PPP

kaun hai... kaun hai... humme bhi batao na :D :D

bolo bolo ;)

nahi nahi....;-))

Chakoli said...

@ANkurjee

comment aa gaya aapka:-DDD

Chakoli said...

@sandhya

Thanks:_))

geet said...

yaar bada control hai tuhara gusse per...

had they asked me these questions.. maine to seedha bol dena tha.. uncle jee agar aap rishte ke liye baat kar rahe hain to mujhhe koi interest nahin hai... bbye.

Chakoli said...

@geet jee:-))

karna padta hain kya karu...

u cant be rude na.... :-(((

bade hain thoda to pateince dikhana hi padega....:-|

burf said...

badi jaldi hai tuje shadi ki chakko jo saare questions ke jawab de diye aur papa ko refer bi kar diya ;)

chal waise umr bi ho gayi hai teri ;)

:D

Chakoli said...

@Burf

wahi toh..
budape mein karungi kya shadhi....;-)))

Phoenix said...

lol...chalo, time to get married :P

deepeshdhakad said...

interesting indeed !! :)

a suggestion though ... please try clubbing your responses to the comments. It unnecessarily drags the comment list long ... [unless you do that purposefully :D ]

Ankur said...

chakolijeeeeeee
:D

pure ke pure ladke main interested thi... sounds suspicious :P :P

waise uncle ko hint toh dena tha na ;) ;)

hehe

nahi pata :( *sigh*

batao na ;) :D
heheh

Ankur said...

aur dhanyawaad ki comment mil gaya :P :P
ab wait mat karo ;)
hehe

BIG Omi said...

ahhnn... that was a funny incident.... readin it was even more funnier...
:)

u have a lotta patience to answer those questions...

Ciyao...
oMi

Chakoli said...

@Deepesh:_))


Thanks:-))

cudnt get what u r saying...:-|

Chakoli said...

@Ankur jeee.... Ankue jee:-))

hint dene kii kya karoorat... woh bhi Uncle ko...uddi baba...galat samaj jaate toh...;-)))

ye lo nahi pata to chod dete hain uss baat ko...;-))

Chakoli said...

@Big Omi:-)))


Thanks:-))

fnow its funny... when I was being tortured I toh felt like... killing..;-)))

Yup... u need to pateint...when an elderly person is thr...isnt??:-))

KP! said...

hahaha..that was funny..!!!

some uncles are funny!

what about third uncle? he didnt ask any Q?

well its time for you to get married chakoli....lol, if you get married anytime soon...you better send me an invite!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Chakoli,
Very sorry, I visited my own blog after a long time hence this delayed reply. It is always great to visit your blogs. App refreshing topics pe likhti hai. The incident is interesting. I guess the uncle has an eye for good-looking women.

Indrasish,
Bye.

visitlife said...

Hi chakoli

Reading ur post after a loong time and had a good laugh.
Trust me I have faced similar situation almost 100 of times.. ofcourse they were not confused about whose daughter I was.. but yes the interview was always that irritating

and height was when they ask " Kitna kama leti ho?"

Bache honge to job to chod dogi naa??

Naukri ke baad khana banana kaise manage karogi tum

Donno for what thier son is agar hume hi sab karna hai ;-)

Chakoli said...

@KP:-)))

you laffed...good :-)))

yup yup...for sure...and make sure that you aould be attending it too;-))

Chakoli said...

@Indrasish:_))

hey u r back:_))

good to see oyu...visted ur space after loong time...:-)))

thanks for the comments... :-))

Chakoli said...

@visitlife:-)))

OMG...

for me this is the 1st time and it made me so irritated... god....

hw did u handled it so many times....u have lot of pateince I shud say...:-))

vEENs said...

freakanomics!!!!!!!!!!


i really dnt understand the modern avatar of our oldies :-|

they really make me feel so embarresed!!

darn!

but this was hilarious! :))

Pri said...

hahaha cant believe such ppl exist...must have been embarassing...have been at a tough spot for wedding myself per kabhi itna direct situation nahi...thankgod! :D
usually the guys mother asks details and tells about her son...thats it!
and mann! thats kinda embarassing itsself...kinda like 'ok aunty..but why r u telling me??' scenes :-/

Dipika said...

:) this sounds funny but wldnt have been for u tht time but then looks like an interesting filmi plot...wht say?

Sharing Could Reduce One Calories...GO ON