Bachelors!!!

How do you recognize a bachelor in Relinace/More/Subhiksha/Food Bazaar…?There basket would have:
  1. Big pack of Maggi
  2. Small pack of bread
  3. Butter and jam
  4. Fruits which do require any hard work, could be grapped at one go like orange, chiku, apple, you won’t find watermelon, musk melon type of things
  5. Some ready to eat soups… those Knorr soups of different taste!!!
  6. A packet of milk, which I guess could last for days…
  7. A bear bottle…
  8. Those big pack of Tropicana juices
  9. Different types of biscuits..

    About the behavior:
  • They are sure to give a frustrating look if, before them in a queue they have people who have two baskets full of items to be billed. :#
  • Make sure to be on phone planning for the evening/ weekend/ movie, and if some “hot” is before them, they make sure that she listens to all there conversation . :L
  • If not on phone, they are sure to stare at ceiling while standing in queue . (This was for some decent guys ) :)


    May be if I have missed out anything… you bachelors could add some :-)

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

39 comments:

churningthewordmill said...

you know that shopping list cud apply to anyone living in a hostel as well! or even to someone who is single and living by her/himself.. instant/pre-cooked foods are the best in these situtations!

Chakoli said...

@MAndira

yup yup it could be applied....
but dont u think its ususally the way...:-))

Pri said...

oyeee...u go to the supermarket to shop or to OBSERVE??? ;p

waise keep it up...good observation!

Mr . Lonely said...

I assume this one's for male bachelors??

vijay said...

GM Chaks,

Heheh..so u specialize in keeping track of bachelors :D:D

good list, only i did not know bears came in bottles, only knew of beer ..hahaha

do these guys also tend to use the basket instead of the trollys - show of manliness
vs

Chakoli said...

@pri:-))

now just looking around vegetables and fruiots would be so boring na... eyes also need change;-)))

Thanks:-))

Chakoli said...

@Me Lonely...

yup yup... do u think I would write for grils??;-))

Chakoli said...

@VS:-))

I speclialize in that...;-)))

thats news to me;-))

LOL... even I didnt noticed it... hehhehehehe...beer or bear:DDD

aahhhhh good point sirjee... nice observations...:-))

Sandhya said...

kya baat hai aajkal ladkon ko bada notice karne lag gayi ho:-
)

Mr . Lonely said...

@sandhya

Good point Sandhya..

Chakoli said...

@Sandhya

aajkal....

mein to har samay hi notice karti hoon;-)))

Chakoli said...

@Mr Lonely...:-)))

LOL.... are u observing me since long??;-))

Chakoli said...

@Me Lonely

btw why is ur profile disabled to me??

Mr . Lonely said...

have not been blogging actively since long.and am not sure what settings do i have. ..

Chakoli said...

@Mr LOnely...

:-)))

okies....

no worries:-))

Mr . Lonely said...

enabled sharing of profile.. still there is not much.. :)

Satan said...

Wht the fuck !!

LOL !! I hve been doin the same things whenever I go for shoppin at food bazaar,

WOw ur a good observer.....

Anonymous said...

kab tak kawari (bachalor) rahogi, shadi kar lo

~ ॐ ~ said...

lol...

so you have been checking out some of them :P

Chakoli said...

@Mr Lonely:-))


no wrorries... still wud be thr:-))

Chakoli said...

@Satan


hehhehehhehe...
chalo kisis ne to mana... he does the same;-)))

did I misd anything?;-)

Chakoli said...

@Anon jee:-))

itni chinta mat kijiye;-))

Satan said...

Well normally wht I do is I pick up vegetables in pack of 3 or 4 kgs from so that I need not come back again for days..... :)

Hmm other points I cant say as its diffcult for me to introspect such situation... U can cum netime at big bazaar at satara road n observe me there :D

Chakoli said...

@Om

nopes as I m nt regular :-((( I guess I shud start that;-))

Chakoli said...

@Satan

u r in swiss or satara road....

or u keep doing up-dwon from satara to swiss??;-))

Satan said...

Well I reside at satara road, but hve to come to swiss every month on oficial trip :((

Satan said...

n wht is this desi word up - down x-(

Cant u use commute?

Chakoli said...

@Satan

ohhh wow...thats kewl.. official trip to swiss that too each mnth:-))

Oh my my...desi word....
I dont know english sorry abt that...;-)))

Satan said...

Yeah this time its not offial trip as I have made it into pleasure trip as I hve got rashmi along with me this time :D

Regardin english, dont get serious, it was just a joke :)

BIG Omi said...

Worn out Jeans... Shaving Foam, Tees with some (A) message ... shoppin only on weekend.. And that maggie thingie is so damn true...

Tc.
omi

Homecooked said...

Oooh....hunting for bachelors haan :) Nice observation I should say.

Chakoli said...

@Satan

Ohhh wow... official +pleasure trip.... so njoyed a lot:-)))

ohhh...but still my english is bad and u can expect more like these...;-))

Chakoli said...

@Bomy

LOL...

so u are among them??

Chakoli said...

@Homy:_))

no hunting...u dnt need to "Hunt"... they cud be here and there lieing;-)))

thanks:-))

KP! said...

Good to see, u have started ur search...:)
I dont fit into this category...lol
grocery shopping is not my style....lol

"they are sure to stare at ceiling while standing in queue . (This was for some decent guys ) :)"

how can u say, he was single?...what if he is married and pissed of with his wife?(another theory....lol)
good observation!!!

Ashu said...

Zuperbo Chakso.....great research!!! i cudnt stop laughing esp the foodie stuffff

Chakoli said...

@KP


Searching...
naah...
these are the passer by's;_)))

ahhh... new twist to observations..;-))

Chakoli said...

@Ashu:-)))


Thanks dear:-))

geet said...

ustaad maan gaye aapko..you have actually covered all the points ...

i could not stop smiling reading this post.. good one

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