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Showing posts with label Work Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Work Humour. Show all posts
Hear the Sounds!
You are in office and you get a call, after the matter of discussion there is a question
Where are you? 
To which you reply – in office? Where else ?
No actually your voice is echoing ….
Grrrrrrr… 
Man, yes I was in washroom , can’t you make out? Just think logically …
Office is so much open space , and when the voice echoes that’s means you are surrounded by four walls and what all places in office could be that?
- Cabin/Conference Room : The option is ruled out because there motive is to “converse”
- Lifts : In most of the lifts in India mobile network doesn’t work so it is ruled out
Whats left?
- Washroom : That’s the place man!
And other misconception
is when you(preferably male) are at coffee vending machine
and the listener reacts to the sound as you are in washroom busy relaxing your bladder 
is when you(preferably male) are at coffee vending machine and the listener reacts to the sound as you are in washroom busy relaxing your bladder
Keep Faith
Chakoli :)
Boss and Bells!!!
We all work, mmmmmmhhh no correction needed, only some of us work and rest just let others to do work!!! Isn’t? :d
Now as we work, we all have Boss, yup some lucky ones could be there own boss!!!But still I would say, 75 % people have BOSS and also 60% have Bad bosses. Agreed? :D
Now, In IT sector or by that means any sector, nobody is willing to have there boss around. When BOSS is on leave, its usually yipppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for us. We feel relax, we could continue our gossip sessions, we don’t want to update anyone!!! In IT sector, we all have a common problem that PC should never be placed in a position where it could be viewed by BOSS!!!!! That’s the most disgusting, humiliating, irritating thing in an employees life. :#
Yesterday one of my colleague who is one of the victims of BOSS viewing, shared her trauma . How all of a sudden , he knocks out of his cabin and she has to hurriedly minimize all other window, which certainly is of no use :( . Then she suggested that “cow bell” could be hanged on his door, whenever he pops out the sound could “warn her” . :O
Nice way na… so all bosses carry a “cow bell”… :~
Tin tin tiddin…..!!!!!!
Keep Faith
Chakoli :)
Now as we work, we all have Boss, yup some lucky ones could be there own boss!!!But still I would say, 75 % people have BOSS and also 60% have Bad bosses. Agreed? :D
Now, In IT sector or by that means any sector, nobody is willing to have there boss around. When BOSS is on leave, its usually yipppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for us. We feel relax, we could continue our gossip sessions, we don’t want to update anyone!!! In IT sector, we all have a common problem that PC should never be placed in a position where it could be viewed by BOSS!!!!! That’s the most disgusting, humiliating, irritating thing in an employees life. :#
Yesterday one of my colleague who is one of the victims of BOSS viewing, shared her trauma . How all of a sudden , he knocks out of his cabin and she has to hurriedly minimize all other window, which certainly is of no use :( . Then she suggested that “cow bell” could be hanged on his door, whenever he pops out the sound could “warn her” . :O
Nice way na… so all bosses carry a “cow bell”… :~
Tin tin tiddin…..!!!!!!
Keep Faith
Chakoli :)
Some real office humor…
This definition is for all non-IT people.
Timesheet Entry : Its actually a system , which is filled in by employer and keeps a track of how much efforts have been put in which area all through out the year. It keeps track of when it was a holiday, when you worked extra, when you were on leave. Etc. As per the efforts company gets money from client.
Now the humor part….
She: you idiot you filled your timesheet under NB.
Me: So? :@
She: NB means you Not Billable but you are billable
Me: Hila…., I m billable, company sold me out to those GORI CHAMDI!!!!! :$
Keep Faith
Chakoli :)
Timesheet Entry : Its actually a system , which is filled in by employer and keeps a track of how much efforts have been put in which area all through out the year. It keeps track of when it was a holiday, when you worked extra, when you were on leave. Etc. As per the efforts company gets money from client.
Now the humor part….
She: you idiot you filled your timesheet under NB.
Me: So? :@
She: NB means you Not Billable but you are billable
Me: Hila…., I m billable, company sold me out to those GORI CHAMDI!!!!! :$
Keep Faith
Chakoli :)
Office with Slippers...
Ever wondered how does it feel when you reach office and you realize- Oh I m in my slippers!!!!
Yesterday , I faced the same situation and just to mind you my slippers are not at all fancy but as simple as a 'LAKHANI ' slipper could be, with white base and blue steps.:-)
And I realized that I'm wearing slippers as soon as I put in my first foot inside the campus. It was like god waiting for the right moment and suddenly there was an "akashwani"- vats aaj aap "khadau" mein aayi hain :-).
I cursed myself as much as I could, for such a perfect combination of attire, a completely formal dress matched with a pair of "lakhani slippers"
Anyways… nothing could be done now, I reached my place and thought of not getting up whole day from my desk. But that was next to impossible as you need to get up many times ;-).
Finally, it was our tea time and all were pinging me to get up and reach canteen. Ahhhhh a tough task to execute. Finally I decided who cares… nobody even bothers to look at me, so don't worry there is no one who would notice that you are wearing slippers….
But I was wrong, as soon as I started climbing stairs, and who all passed by were very keen to know what I have in my feet's!!!! Some gave a strange look, some smiled and some were confused as there face appeared blank to me. And some reacted as if I have done the greatest crime in this world.
Finally I landed in canteen, and one of them shouted- oyeye tere pair ko kya hua?tu chappal mein??.
I didn't had any answer, except to smile ….:-)
Keep Faith
Chakoli:-)
Yesterday , I faced the same situation and just to mind you my slippers are not at all fancy but as simple as a 'LAKHANI ' slipper could be, with white base and blue steps.:-)
And I realized that I'm wearing slippers as soon as I put in my first foot inside the campus. It was like god waiting for the right moment and suddenly there was an "akashwani"- vats aaj aap "khadau" mein aayi hain :-).
I cursed myself as much as I could, for such a perfect combination of attire, a completely formal dress matched with a pair of "lakhani slippers"
Anyways… nothing could be done now, I reached my place and thought of not getting up whole day from my desk. But that was next to impossible as you need to get up many times ;-).
Finally, it was our tea time and all were pinging me to get up and reach canteen. Ahhhhh a tough task to execute. Finally I decided who cares… nobody even bothers to look at me, so don't worry there is no one who would notice that you are wearing slippers….
But I was wrong, as soon as I started climbing stairs, and who all passed by were very keen to know what I have in my feet's!!!! Some gave a strange look, some smiled and some were confused as there face appeared blank to me. And some reacted as if I have done the greatest crime in this world.
Finally I landed in canteen, and one of them shouted- oyeye tere pair ko kya hua?tu chappal mein??.
I didn't had any answer, except to smile ….:-)
Keep Faith
Chakoli:-)
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