5 Reasons why you should NOT travel

Did you just made an excuse to your boss that you won’t be able to travel as you got a medical emergency? You are the person who keeps on postponing the family vacation to a Hill station with a simple excuse that your boss is not sanctioning leaves. Are you the one who loves to spend his vacation on his favorite couch with TV remote, maggi and lots of tea?

IF you answered a yes to even one question above, you are not alone! There are many like you, and the best part is they have the weirdest excuse just to avoid travel.

And if you are still wondering whether you fall into a category of wanderlust or a motionless nerd! We give you top five reasons that may conclude you love immobility, Are you ready? Let’s get started –

My Home is Safest Place on Earth!

 What if I travel and the plane gets crashed or hijacked, a cruise may get stranded on a deserted island or hit by pirates. And journey via road - Do you know how many people die each year because of road accidents? What if my hotel room is attacked and all my valuables are stolen. I get mugged on that stranger land. Gosh! I can’t travel, it seems so risky.
 My home sweet home is just the most secure place on earth!

I love Pampering!

The idea of weekend spending and vacation time for me is to book an appointment in a spa and just drench in aromas and positivity. It’s so much fun!

My Window Seat

The sea-facing window or the garden-facing window is my favorite spot. Boarding the window seat with a cup of ginger tea gives me a kick early morning and in the evening warding off all my stress. And if I miss that “me time” I feel void in my life.

Packing and Unpacking

Travelling causes stress to me!
First before travelling plan and pack your bags, which usually starts almost one-two weeks earlier as that includes shopping and then once you back again unpack the stuff. Gosh!! It feels like the travel time was for a whole month rather than a couple of days.
Why stress yourself so much? Go shopping relax and unwind!

The Motion Issue

Well, it’s both types of motion the one on the road that causes sickness and the other one in the bathroom which causes worst of trouble!
With travel, you indulge in junk food causing constipation and then the issue of getting pressure at the “right time” just because the sightseeing guy would arrive at Sharp 8:00 clocks.
Is this vacation planned for fun or to torture me?
I’ll prefer staying at home and wait for the pressure jiggy to happen.

So did you find your reason of being termed as non-traveler?

Some people have wanderlust and some like to search out the essence of life at same place, all acceptable and pretty normal. It’s just about the rhythm of going with the flow. So what’s your reason of not travelling?

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Time Spent in Bathroom is directly proportional to how Smart your phone is!!!

To many of us, frequent break to bathroom is considered to be a redundant task leading to no gain. But with invention of smartphones, bathroom time is now turning to be more productive time.

Yesterday, during chit-chatting with my friend , she narrated an incident about her spouse, he wakes up and first thing he does is picking up his smartphone

Thursday Gyaan....

Just about the time when your income gets you to a point  where food prices don't matter anymore…..

CALORIES START TO MATTER!!!!

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Chakoli :)

The War Is Still ON!

 Since the day HE has seen this Micromax A70, he is like I want to buy one!Well, even I loved it. The ad is just so tempting.And it makes you feel like its "hum jaise gareebon ka messiah"

And since then he is trying to convince me, for obvious reason ... FUNDING ;)

Just like another day and his convincing strategies he started ... It would be so nice na you already have A60 and I would have A70! Would be cool na?

My answer was.. It's sounding like we are either twins or brother & sister!

Need to maintain our relationship dear ; )

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Chakoli :)

Diamond Or Cyanide!

I was gifted by a diamond ring during my wedding and somehow I don’t know (how? I m figuring it out) I had build a habit of  biting it when I thinking something.

And one day when my colleague saw  that same act he said (yeah he was not that serious).. 

Arrey diamond nahi chatna chaiye.

Mar jaate hain ! 

I was like what? 

And then he started justifying … pehle filmo mein nahi dikhate the… 

and then I recalled it was true… all smugglers/murderers  used to have a locket hanging in there neck and as soon as police used to catch them they used to eat that and die.And there was that white foam used to come out of there mouth.But then I thought, no it was cyanide! 

But I’m also getting that feeling that it was not cyanide but diamond

But nothing happened to me as of now!

Well, does anybody remember if it was diamond/cyanide?

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Chakoli :)

Kill Time

I burst out laughing when I came to library to surf Internet and my neighbour who was using another computer typed in "How to kill time in office" on google.

What could be more creative then, using office PC, office net and asking the same How should I use you to kill time!!!

Welcome to coperate world!!

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Chakoli :)

Old I m...

Yesterday I was lost completely…totally… don’t know why!!
I was in another office for some official work and wanted to use a computer… and what I did, I just came out of library,opened a door (thinking in my mind that it is a training room) until I realised that’s it’s a wash room after seeing some wash basins and then when I closed the door, I realised that it was for MEN!!!

Am I really getting old???

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Chakoli :)

Embarassing Situations

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.

After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"

She responds in a loud voice :

"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.

After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

The young man responds loudly with,

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN TEN THOUSAND RUPEES FOR ONE NIGHT? THATS TOO MUCH!"

For more : jokes

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Chakoli :)

Wedding Planning...

Yes, its about my wedding planning!!

I know I m still to find a guy but still other things could be decided by then :)

Was talking to one of my old friend and he told me nowadays people are being innovative and planning marriage under water, in air and what not!!

I told him , I ll plan my marriage in कब्रिस्तान(graveyard)!! What say?

It could be the theme party as well, all guests dressed as भूत(ghost) and चुड़ैल(witch). And that would reduce my expense as well, as I dont have to spend much on make up . I look a natural चुड़ैल(witch)!!! ;-)

And then , another wish of mine (buried deep deep deep....) was floating, I ll go to my groom's house in truck. I mean I want to sit in truck. Yes, want to sit on that first floor and feel how people on two wheelers look like!! Those insects crawling on road.... :P ;)

Have a nice weekendddddddddd..... just dont sleep... !!!

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Chakoli :)

Affair!

Mrs. Chopra was almost in tears. "Oh Riya," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."

" I don't believe it for one minute !" Riya snapped. "You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!"

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Chakoli :)

Building Stamina!

The other day I
read in one of the health magazine 'Prevention' that to build stamina you should drink 'beetroot juice' now I m very fond of beetroot and eat it on regular basis,I thought of giving it a try. After spending half an hour in peeling,cutting and crushing,there was a glass full of red colour liquid,waiting to serve me and build my stamina. Ahhhh....
Suddenly I had positive vibes that my stamina would really build and I would be like one of the most powerful woman with lots of stamina(as if the liquid had some magical spell).
Now as soon I had my first sip.eeeehh!It was yucks.
I mean taste could differ so much just because its state is changed from solid to liquid. All my dreams and vibes have vanished and now I was thinking how to finish the remaining.
After lot of thinking I planned to finish it in one go.And belive me after that all day I was suffering from 'beetroot burps' :-l
Finally I concluded "state" is important of any food you decide to eat.

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

Entrepreneurship

Swine flue !!
This swine flue has given me a new business idea. Now what its is? And what’s the base for it?

Yesterday I read in pune times that there is a new rock band with name “Swine flu” . Atleast not for the talent but they are on front page for there name! What else do you need man? A bit of publicity…

So what’s the idea?

Swine flue moisturizer

Yes… After washing my hands for every hour my hand appeared as “drought hit area”. It was so dry that I thought even cactus could grow here.

So I thought of preparing a moisturizer which is a combination of hand sanitizer long lasting moisturizer

And what should be its name want something catchy…

Mmmmhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm….

Wine Flu!!!

On the pack I would put a pig’s photo or some hot model?

Some of the things I need to finalize!!

Please do buy it …once the pack is available…

If you want to order it… please do drop an email… free home delivery!!!!

Tin tin tiddin!!!

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Chakoli :)

Lyrics

Indian lyricist could come out with such analogies that’s its hard to imagine for a common man like me!!!

Sample these!!

वो जब नाखून कुतरती हैं
चंदा घटने लगता है ....


आपको देखा तो फूलों को पसीना आ गया !!!!
(टॉवेल दू क्या ?) :P

And there is this …

एक लड़की को देखा
तो ऐसा लगा......................................................
जैसे.....................................

With infinite numbers of comparison …

Yup, I could understand Govinda Special….

में तो रास्ते से जा रहा थामें तो भेलपुरी खा रहा था....


रामनारायण बाजा बजाता ...


तेरे बाप के घर से...

And many more…

But association of beauties ……. तौबा तौबा

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Chakoli :)

Ghajini

Since last 2-3 weeks my desk is actually looking like this



Yup, sticky notes all over my desk. Thanks to my bad memory or may be growing age ;-)
Infact when housekeeping comes to clean up my desk, he always complains – Madame there is no place to clean at your desk!!!
Colleagues’ have given me a new name “Ghajini”




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Chakoli :)

The Love Tide

Happy Valentines Day to all those committed
And
Happy Independence Day to all those single ;-)

Remember-every friend/one you love is just a call away,so pick up your phone and dial in.


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Chakoli :)

Bank and Beauties

Visiting the main branch of HSBC bank in Pune is simply like… Wowww… beauties all around. Don’t know if it’s a “local bank “as they keep saying in their advertisement but is for sure “the beauties bank”. Yup, its hard to digest for some “hippo” like me . ;-)

For a good time pass (tp), I would really recommend boys to go there, enter and very first step you are greeted by a young tall girl, she questions you – how she can help? And you could tell the sad part of your life ;-) . I mean to say that tell about the problem you are facing in your bank account, then sit on a sofa and wait for your turn, there would be a bowl full of mentos and alpenliebe, you could just pick one after another that too free of cost ;-).

Even if you miss your turn, no worries…. Keep waiting… waiting and waiting…. Until someone comes to you and ask – How she can help? Once your problem is solved or advised how it could be solved, then… then what…..

And then what… you are thrown out of the bank what do you expect after spending 2-3 hours and swallowing 20-30 mentos/alpenliebe…

HSBC..
The worlds beauties bank *…

* HSBC Main Branch, Pune ;-)

Btw, I'm in love with this song... traditional yet hip hop







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Chakoli :)

Future In Real

As I see… Indians would have :

1. A Mobile Phone
2. A Laptop with broadband/wi-fi
3. A TATA Nano

A must for every Indian in future!!!
Yesterday I was thinking, real estate prices are still out of reach of a common man, people going for nuclear families, every one is now techie.
So, in future all nuclear families could be accommodated in TATA Nano, instead of those 1 BHK, chawl, pipes, road and station. They would be working from home “log on to this website and book or order”. For some physical talks... Moby (mobile) is still there. But there would be serious problem of toilets!! ;-) As, Nano doesn’t comes with an inbuilt toilet. ;-)

Future!!! Huh??Are we expanding or shrinking?

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Chakoli :)

Marriage..

I have a very strong reason to marry a boy younger to me. What’s that?
He would still be earning even if I retire!!!

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Chakoli :)

Hmpf Hmpf..

How to do you want to start your day? Full of excitement and energy isn’t?

Sometimes, when there is too much of energy that’s also harmful!!!!

Today I woke up, at normal time and thought would go late by half an hour, so as I was sipping tea, again a “bright idea” clicked!!!! I could “take rest” for another half an hour ;-). As, I took last sip of my tea, and there I was lying flat on my bed.

When I again woke up, and started my daily chores as soon as I tried opening my main door to put the bin pack, I realized it’s locked from outside. What, he locked me in!! :-\

Ahhhhhh… But why? Didn’t he realize I ‘m still here, and above all my bike is still parked. Ufff… Whatever … instead of thinking why and what , I diverted my mind and said- how to get door unlock?
To add to the misery I didn’t even had any of my neighbors number, Then I heard some noise, it was I suppose Uncle who lives just next door. I started banging my door with Uncle Uncle…. And now he said… who is there? I narrated him, that I got locked as he thought I have left for office, could you please unlock it? They all started laughing. Then he asked but how? I’ll throw you my keys from window downstairs. hahahahahahhaa again another round of laughter!! They agreed…
Finally… door was unlocked… so I wasted around ½ an hour again.

Then , the watchman came saying, drinking water supply is down, today also there wouldn’t be any water to drink(that was for 3 consecutive days). Then in came all “women with there suggestions”. I was standing there if they suggest some means and I could follow them, as just ½ a jug water was left. But all in vain…. There talks shifted from water to kids… so I thought better I’ll buy some water from market, but then one of them suddenly said (as if she was able to read my mind), yesterday all packed drinking water were also finished in Reliance. Ahhhhhh…. So no scope again.
Wasted my 15 mins!!!!

Then, I thought I’ll carry a water bottle and fill it in office. In case I don’t get water anywhere. While juggling in my mind, I put on geyser. After about 10 mins, I opened the tab for hot water, it was too hot I said and as soon as I opened the cold water tab , Damn were my words!!!

No Water!!!! I just had half bucket of water and it was boiling at 100 degrees.
Now what to do? I’ll go downstairs and ask watchman to switch on the motor. But then I realized, why is radio off? Ohh.. No electricity!!!

Ahhhhhh… now if I wait for this water to get normal, it will surely take 1-2 hrs. I searched in another toilet. There was ½ a bucket of water. That was a great relief!!!

I managed with that 1 bucket took bath and came out, and realized electricity is back, the cold water tap which was open suddenly produced a sound and there came up water running!!!!!

Hmmmmmm… Finally managed to reach office with a delay of 2.5 hrs…

Hmpf... Hmpf... Leave that for now.

Got some good news. Homy awarded me !!!! Thanks so much Homy :).Love you dear :)

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

PS: That kid is really cute na? ;-)

Girl or Boy!!

I hardly check my emails, but got a chance to check them few days back.
Thanks niceguy for the lovely card and wishes
Thanks Nikhil for sharing the video
Thanks Rashmi for letting me know "I'm following a redundant blog".
Thanks Shranya for those lovely messages
Thanks vs for the number of fwds
but I got a very interesting mail from a guy who was curious to know about me ....

"Dude!
No offence, but could you tell me wether you are a guy or a girl? We have a pot going on it!
Regards"

LOL :))))))))))))))))

Dont know if he got an answer to this or not!!!
Never thought my name could actually be a means of running pot. ;-)


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Chakoli :)