Boys Proposing and Gals Replying...

Got this forward this morning... liked it...and so just sharing with you guys...

Glorious Ways to Propose :-

1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?.
6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

And Replies To those proposals by Girls :-

1. I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
2. So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?
3. Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
4. How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5. Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
6. What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7. (maybe a disgusted look would enough)
8. You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!
9. So, that's your problem.. simple algebra!

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)