Reality Show Coaching Classes

In India, suddenly “getting fame” is much easier. Thanks to media and REALITY SHOWS!!!!
After “Learn how to search” if the next business you want to start and earn “lakhs” go for “How to be a winner of reality shows”. Or , while thinking on similar line of Cat and IIT JEE “ Crack CAT-09” , it could be “Crack – Indian Idol 99 "(I ‘m sure they would give us Indian Idol 100 as well)

So just lisiting down some do’s and don’t to be successful in REALITY TV:

• Start pratcising STANDING on your 2 legs: Before a week of 1st auditions start drinking lots of “Glucose”,milk eat fruits, veggeis, egg,chicken ,fish anything you could and start pratcising to stand for hours, for 1st day start with 1 hour, then 2…then 3…. And the last day stand for whole day. After all you might have seen the long queues……………………………. So this is a must condition!!!
• Be FUNKY: Try to do something which is totally stupid and only a dumb and only an unintelligent, dim person would do. IF not sure what watch “rakhi Sawant” show on Zoom ;)
• Language: Start using dialogue like “ Mera to sapna tha bachpan se Indian Idol mein aane ka “. “ Mein paida hote huye hi maa se pehle MTV Roadeis bola tha”. Maine to chalna baad mein seekha pehle dance seekha”…..
• Emotions: your tears should run down your cheeks before any judge even ask “whats your name?”. You should just be full of emotions…… Otherwise NO FOOTAGE DEAR!!!!
• Parents: Remember to take your parents with you, and teach them if someone asks you with a video camera remember to say “ meri bitiya ka to sapna hain Indian Idol mein jaane ka”.
• Use of word “F”: For Roadeis you need it man. Don’t give that Awwwwwwwwww kinda look!!! Start using it, infront of your friends, dog, neighbours, girlfriend/boyfriend and then still if you are shy the last target……………PARENTS!!!!

Was that enough?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………!!!! :@
Craps are like this!!!! :d
Happy Prepearing!!!!! :O

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)