Boss and Bells!!!

We all work, mmmmmmhhh no correction needed, only some of us work and rest just let others to do work!!! Isn’t? :d

Now as we work, we all have Boss, yup some lucky ones could be there own boss!!!But still I would say, 75 % people have BOSS and also 60% have Bad bosses. Agreed? :D

Now, In IT sector or by that means any sector, nobody is willing to have there boss around. When BOSS is on leave, its usually yipppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for us. We feel relax, we could continue our gossip sessions, we don’t want to update anyone!!! In IT sector, we all have a common problem that PC should never be placed in a position where it could be viewed by BOSS!!!!! That’s the most disgusting, humiliating, irritating thing in an employees life. :#

Yesterday one of my colleague who is one of the victims of BOSS viewing, shared her trauma . How all of a sudden , he knocks out of his cabin and she has to hurriedly minimize all other window, which certainly is of no use :( . Then she suggested that “cow bell” could be hanged on his door, whenever he pops out the sound could “warn her” . :O

Nice way na… so all bosses carry a “cow bell”… :~

Tin tin tiddin…..!!!!!!

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Chakoli :)

Partial - Are you?

We all have a bit of partial nature, we are biased, from a group of people be it be our friends, strangers, relatives or even animals we are sure to like some and dislike some. The discretion could be on the basis of looks, habits, attire, voice, or anything.

This general rule applies to every damn thing in this world, be it colour be it costumes, be it caller tunes, be it brand, be it company, and be it actor/actress. I heard this somewhere that it is impossible for parents to be partial to there own kids but still many a times kids feel that. Don't know how true it is , as a teenager even I used to feel it . :(

The upcoming lines were added up by my friend

A kid when goes out to play with neighborhood kids , he 's exposed to all but now it depends on his choice whom he would choose. The traits that he could choose at such a tender age are someone who is just ready to play with him. He may get friendly with a pickpocket.If the same new friend asks the kid to steal a pencil for him, he would just say yes and would do it.He may get friendly with a bossy kid, and in turn may end being a bully himself.choices and being partial towardssomething, though may be triggered by your core, the inner you , not necessarily any external factor. So in the above scenario the Kid may be partial towards right things and so no to stealing or bullying , and may not even hang around with such kids..

So what does your core tell you to do ., being partial to me .. ;-)

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Chakoli :)

Laughter

Just read this :

Children laugh 400 times per day, as opposed to adults, who only laugh 15 times per day.

Any parent who experienced this?I agree, kids laugh at the weirdest things. And also believe that laughter is part of their cognitive development. Moreover, I think kids who tell and listen to jokes are learning about language, connections, and irony. Those who have a well-developeds sense of humor have a better outlook on life and an easier time interacting with their peers. Isn't?

Another thing I read :

Women laugh more than men: about 126% more.

So who's left?Kids laugh, women laugh and is it that Men are laugh getters!!!!!lol :O . It could be , if you think back to the class clown in elementary or middle school, it was a boy. Isn't? ;)

So, What makes women the laughers and men the comedians? :d That question is still up in the air. Or is it that women laugh many a times on silly things and men just to impress women keep making fun of themselves. whatever...may be the science of laughter could digg out somehting and gives us an answer.
Or anybody has an answer....?? :v

And just read this guys Its beautiful by vs on Daughhers

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Chedte Raho.............................................

Just imagine a couple or be it any relation in that matter, even brothers and sisters if for ages they just keep on complimenting/complaining how boring, dull, unexciting life it would be.
And so to spice up your life... tease each other I mean a bit of "chedkhani".

Teasing for fun is usually misunderstood by people and that’s the reason its darker side could be seen in different form like bullying, victimization and sexual harassment and who could forget Ragging?

Teasing teaches us the elements of communication. It is fundamentally uncertain, so it forces us to pay attention to all aspects of an interaction in order to decipher its meaning. Whether a tease lands as intended depends in part on the relationship between the teaser and one being teased. When cold and unfriendly people tease anyone at all, their actions generate more anxiety, pain and embarrassment than amusement. The intention of the tease is called into question, and the game loses its balance—it becomes far more fun for the teaser than one being teased. Still, whether teasing is done between lovers, friends, or parents and children, partners in play invariably wind up liking each other more. :L

Its usually dal fry with ghee wala Tadka... ;)

But men and women may respond differently to this form of play: Women tend to get hurt by the pinch, while their partners become more energetic. It may be that men are just more used to teasing, as they tend to tease more throughout the course of life. At the same time, women seem to have a stronger emotional reaction to potentially hostile drive. :v

Despite its potential for misuse, poking fun in fact oxygenates social life. As it is strategically ambiguous and based on the assumption that individuals are close enough to tease, it gives relationships breathing room—especially around potentially troublesome issues—while simultaneously deepening the intimacy of the relationship. Teasing's side effect—shared laughter—brings loved ones even closer

So? Line maar le re baba… line maar le…

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Chakoli :)

Phoonk …

RGV is Back!!! And this time with Phoonk!!!!
I wonder why he always comes with such weird names ? RGV ki aag, Phoonk, Satya,Company, Niishabd,Sarkar next he would come up with is DARD .
He made an announcement as well recently for his movie…
See RGV's Phoonk alone & win Rs 5 lakh
More details out here

A fresher in an IT industry is offered quite similar annual package or rather I would say, a bit lower then this. So imagine a person goes and wins the prize amount , he could just spend his time in leisure and what next?

Wait for another year and RGV would be back with some other crap!!!!

View and Earn!!!!!

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Chakoli :)
PS: Didn't heard a good review although!!!!

Kal Aaj Aur Kal Tag...

Homy dear tagged me and so here it goes....
Two questions in each category answer them and then tag your friends from the blog-o-sphere. (Simple enough right) Leave a comment on their blog letting them know they have been tagged and you are all set.
Yesterday (Kal)
Your oldest memory
What were you doing 10 years ago?

Today (Aaj)
Your first thought today morning
If you built a time capsule today what would it contain?

Tomorrow (Kal)
This year ….
What do you see yourself doing 14 years from now?

Yesterday (Kal)
Your oldest memory : Oldest LOL…. . I don’t know, which one is the oldest as I remember many things of my childhood . People say that my memory is good , and as soon as I was born I started writing up my diary ;) .So I’ll just take up here what I like the most…
We (read it as 4 children) were playing on a terrace of a building which didn’t have any boundary wall. I was the youngest. Don’t know what happened to my mind but it ordered me to have a look at the road as how it looks from 4th floor. As a loyal slave, I was right there on the edge, with just a foot resting on floor other one was in air and I was looking downwards. When some guy actually screamed to tell my uncle that I might commit suicide and he should save me. Now suddenly, all crowd was looking upwards, some unfolded bed sheets, some unfolded there arms just in case I jump, they could save me. Now I was more curious, as why people are standing like this and staring towards me? I bent more……. :D
What next?
………………………………………………………..

Nothing, my aunt came and pulled me.Ahhhhhhhhhhh… I was saved !!!!!! :~
Story ends here……


What were you doing 10 years ago? : Ahhhhh… 10 years ago…I was in Love. :L Yups I was ……
LOL…
Its exactly ten years from now, that I had a huge crush on Shahid Afridi and I used to scribble his name on each notebook, each book, each piece of paper…..and that very same year he got married to his cousin . :@


Today (Aaj)
Your first thought today morning: Ahhhhhh… tomorrow(19thAug) is a holiday, just today I need to goto office. :v

If you built a time capsule today what would it contain? : Ingredients to prepare tea infinite nos of times and all music cd’s, cassettes, and some of books which I want to read, as reading online or on lappy is tooooo boring. :)

Tomorrow (Kal)
This year ….: hehhehhehhehehe :)
Evey year brings up something “new” in my life for sure. For this year may be it’s gonna happen or is it already done!!!!! ;)

What do you see yourself doing 14 years from now? There are so many things in my mind…

• A Boutique
• Dance Classes..
• An NGO…
• A Financial Expert…
• Or… 2 kids running around and screaming mamma- mammma…. :D :O :D :O

I want to tag : Amit, Nirmal,Vrij,Reema,Radhika,veens,abx,vs

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Chakoli :)

Eyes Eyes Baby

Walking downtown on a weekend just simply dressed. Light pink capris, tank top, not so high heeled laced shoes and no make-up. Looking smart for sure, but definitely not dressed to kill. :d

On the street he meets some young love birds both in their mid-twenties from their looks. As he approaches them just wishing if he could get a chance to tell them how beautiful they look together. After passing them, he looks back just to find the guy staring at him. He simply smile and go on with his business but just when he is done with his shopping, His eyes again capture even more cute couple but the same weird scenario of the 'ogling eye' happens.
Amazingly, these scenarios are way too common. And nobody even reacts to it until and unless you are 'single'.
But,It's so obvious that no one would be pleased to see her man admiring another lady and vice versa. Why don't you just look what's before you and avoid the looking back?

The common answer we get is :

“The fact that we look doesn’t mean we want them". :D

"Beauty is there to be appreciated and we are just doing that” :O

But I wonder, why would a man in the company of a beautiful lady be ogling? Talking about that look which seems to say, "Damn, if only I could have her". Is it natural or some men's eyes are just ravenous? :#


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Chakoli :)

Oooooooohhh lalalalallaaaaaaaaaaa....

Just back to office after a long weekend, Nopes My Company didn’t give me an opportunity to celebrate “Rainy Day” but I took Monday off at an expense of my Casual Leave. :$

Apart from Saturday, when I saw Singh is Kinng and met one of my friends after long time, the other two days just went off. :)

Nope I didn’t read a book, :d I didn’t watched television, I didn’t cook, I wasn’t roaming , I wasn’t sleeping :s , actually I wasn’t doing anything. :v Even my lappy is not well nowadays so surfing, chatting was also not an option. :( From Sunday morning, the only constant thing was my headache and the only thing changing was my posture on bed. :O

How boring and dull a person could be, I realized!! But somehow I wasn’t bored at all. I was enjoying just lazing around and busy changing my postures . :D
On Monday, my mind was not sure to go or not to go, to make a decision was tough, then I put in all hope to my horoscope, if anywhere a word "REST" appears I wont be going. Hiy-laaaaa... "Take Rest" were the lines.

Even today I didn’t feel like coming to office, but then a HAPPY THOUGHT crawled into my mind, that as Friday (15th Aug) is a holiday I just need to come to office for another 3 days. So, better to pack up myself…. :~

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Chakoli :)

New Words...

Defreind: To remove a person from one's list of friends on a social networking site.

drink the Kool -aid : To become a firm believer in something; to accept an argument or philosophy wholeheartedly or blindly.

Crackberry : A BlackBerry handheld computer, particularly one used obsessively; a person who uses such a computer obsessively.

Retrosexual : A man with an undeveloped aesthetic sense who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance and lifestyle.
Do people like this exists, I wonder :o

Baracknophobia: Negative feelings about U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama, particularly those based on racism or unfounded rumors.

Barack Obama and there comes his phobia :O

DWT : Driving while texting; driving a car while reading or sending text messages.

Wife Acceptance Factor : In an object, especially an electronic device, that normally appeals only to men, the qualities or features added to or modified in the object to make it acceptable to women.

When they would accept there wives I wonder? ;)

Joy to Stuff Ratio : The time a person has to enjoy life versus the time a person spends accumulating material goods.

Thats a good one I guess :)

Lipstick Lesbian : A lesbian who is beautiful, stylish, or markedly feminine.

Eeehhhh!!! :D

Type - T Personality : A personality type that regularly seeks out thrilling or dangerous experiences.

Is this for terrorists? :o

Candy Bar Phone : A cell phone with no lid and with a rectangular shape that resembles a traditional candy bar.


Text Message Injury : A form of repetitive stress injury caused by excessive use of the thumb to type text messages into a mobile phone.

Irrespective of whether I m driving or not, my fingers are unable to type in a message. Problem is that "meri moti moti ungliyon se aksar do button dab jaate hain " :$

Hathos : Feelings of pleasure derived from hating someone or something. :D

Guyliner : Eyeliner designer for and used by men.

Did anybody used them? :O

Technosexual : A male with a strong aesthetic sense and a love of technology.

Yup, I have seen many :L

Hedonic Treadmill : The tendency for a person's economic expectations and desires to rise at the same rate as his or her income, resulting in no net gain of satisfaction or happiness.

Ubersexual : A heterosexual man who is masculine, confident, compassionate, and stylish.

Ooooohhhh lalalallalalallaa... someone like Johny Depp? :L

Tweetup : A real world meeting between two or more people who know each other through the online Twitter service.

Lipstick Effect : During a recession, the tendency for consumers to purchase small, comforting items such as lipstick rather than large luxury items.

Yottabyte : 2 to the power of 80 (approximately 10 to the power of 24) bytes, or a million trillion megabytes.

Tattoo Regret : Feelings of embarassment or remorse caused by having one or more tattoos.



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Chakoli :)

Courtsey : Wordspy

???

This is something I heard 2-3 days back

“ We (read it as Indians) have a problem, we don’t have a problem if we are working for 12-14 hours, but our mind will surely start churning as soon as we are idle . we’ll make plans, analyze how we are wasting our time, criticize everything we do, complain nothing good is happening, we are more frustrated, we think our firm/people/organization don’t recognize our value, how much worth we are and more blah blah!!!”.

Do you agree with it?

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Chakoli :)

Just Timepass!!

Yesterday I had a horrifying dream ….

The mob which includes me is fighting with some other group, we are on cycles are running running and running. Suddenly my mobile slipped and went straight to the “gutter”. Yucks!!!

Am I struck with Nomophobia? :#

Now instead of running for my life, I was more desperate to save my mobile. No not because it’s my favorite Sony Ericsson brand and not because it’s too costly, but …..

Dreams are individual's private property and are not to be disclosed!!! :O

But ending was superb !!! Then my HERO(in dreams..) , he appeared straight from the sky… jumped into that gutter to save my moby (I mean mobile) and when he came out, eeeehhhhh was smelling horribly. :(

What ?

Not the Hero but my moby ;)

This is what happens when you watch just Bollywood flicks during weekend…!! This time I broke my previous records of watching 3 movies in a day. In just 2 days I saw:

Kismat Konnection
Padosan(old one)
Dil hain ki manta nahi..
Gone in 60 secs
Golmaal
Mujse dosti karoge…
Andaz Apna Apna
Chalti ka naam gadi…(old one)
And last but not the least…

Contract… pathetiq!!!!!


Hey guys… India won yesterday :~ … and what Fedrerer could slip down from No 1… that’s bad !!!

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Chakoli :)