He vs She

Friends:

Women: Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time. Basically its the "Gossip" session
Men: Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the bottle" or "got any more beer?"

Conversation:

Men: Men need a good disagreement to get talking. For instance, "Wow, great movie." or "What are you, nuts? She's Hot yaar!!!
Women: Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn't it?" "Yeah." Pause. :D

Toys:

Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.
Men: Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Actually anything that blinks, beeps ;)

The Phone:

Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.And nowadays all techie use it for anything other then actual talking.
Women: A woman can visit her friend(friend) for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. :$

Mirrors:

Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror. :d
Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads. :O

Eating Out:

Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. :)
Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. :~

Dressing Up:

Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. :O

Bathrooms:

Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a soap, and a towel.
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items. :P


Keep Faith
Chakoli :)