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A couple dressed quite decently enters into the eye clinic.
Receptionist : patient name?
Husband: Sudha
Receptionist : Age?
Husband: 25
Receptionist: What’s the problem?
Husband: regular headache…
Receptionist: Handing him doctor’s slip, please wait. I ll call you once your turn comes.
Husband: Okies…
After about 30 minutes, they are asked to go in…

Doctor: Come in…!! Jee kahiye kya hua aapko?

Wife: Roz hi sar mein dard rehta hain..

Doctor: Kab se hain ?

Wife: kareeban ek hafta ho gaya

Doctor: Aapko problem hota hain door ka dekhne mein?

Wife: Haanjee

Doctor: theek hain who chart padiyega....


He puts in some lenses on her eyes…

Wife: nahi dikh raha

Doctor: puts in new one with greater power...

Wife: jee nahi….
Doctor : Keeps on increasing the power…
Wife: jee nahi…
Doctor: Strange, it dosen’t seems that you could have such a high power…
Husband: Actually she dosen’t knows to read, she is illetrate…!!!

Doctor: :@



Keep Faith
Chakoli :)
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12 comments:

  1. SandhyaWed May 14, 10:29:00 am GMT+5:30

    ha ha ha..............
    amazing post.

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  2. AnonymousWed May 14, 11:01:00 am GMT+5:30

    chakoli ... grrr .. ye IT ka sabse gissa pitta joke ha :-).

    per dikhne ka padhne se kya talluk ?? bolo bolo ...

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  3. AnonymousWed May 14, 11:09:00 am GMT+5:30

    waise i like this template. very nice it is

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  4. ChakoliWed May 14, 11:25:00 am GMT+5:30

    @sandhya

    Thanks...but its not a joke.. I was on a serious note..:-(((

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  5. ChakoliWed May 14, 11:25:00 am GMT+5:30

    @geet

    but its not a joke.. I was on a serious note..:-(((

    Is it appearing as a joke...damn nam I cant express myself....

    Thanks for the template....

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  6. ChakoliWed May 14, 11:26:00 am GMT+5:30

    @veens...

    it isnt a joke... I treid narrating an incident...:-(((

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  7. vijuWed May 14, 12:34:00 pm GMT+5:30

    heheh Chaks,

    IT walon key chakkar mey nahee padta,

    This jk is better, tho' suna hua tha ..:PPPP

    keep going :))))

    vs

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  8. AnonymousWed May 14, 01:20:00 pm GMT+5:30

    chakko kya wahiyat joke tha

    kuch gande wale jokes post kar yaar ;) :D

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  9. ChakoliWed May 14, 04:16:00 pm GMT+5:30

    @vs:-))

    LOL...

    wahi toh pata nahi sabko yeh joke kyun lag raha hain....booboohohohoohoh:-(((

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  10. ChakoliWed May 14, 04:17:00 pm GMT+5:30

    @burf...

    gay jokes nahi aate mujhe...aapko to wahi aache lagege na..;-))

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  11. AnkurWed May 14, 07:48:00 pm GMT+5:30

    mujhe ek baat bata... kahin yeh tu toh nahi... tu toh nahi :P :P

    cheater ek shaadi 2 bachche... baataya nahi :(((

    hai ram... dil hi tod diya :(((

    hehhehe
    :P:P:P
    hehhe

    *ROFL

    par seriously kahan suna/dekha???

    Cheers!!!

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  12. AnonymousThu May 15, 11:40:00 am GMT+5:30

    ROFL chakoli .. tune to badi waali LE LI burf ki.... muhahahaha

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