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I was reading Maximum City-Suketu Mehta, where he narrated that there was scenery embrodied by human hair. Although after reading it I felt likes YUCKS!!!

But then I realized, my hair have gone half since I have landed in Pune. Its like I roll my hands and there 5-6 hair on my hand. So I could collect them…and not one…I could have so many scenery with those “valuable hairs”.

Now I elaborated more… How proud my great great grand sons and daughters would feel…Ahhh….!!! A scenic beauty embroided by my “dadi’s hair “.


Again there was a twist… few days back I was watching Discovery where they showed that Mughal’s brought “one hair” of Prophet Muhammad and is kept there in Jama majjid. And people worship it .

No No…I m not comparing myself with Prophet… Allah mujhe maaf karna….!!!


But was wondering… even if I could keep my one hair…and then again I would give a chance to my great great grand sons and daughters to feel proud :-).

Then suddenly I felt that I should do something for hair loss….!!!


No lotions, shampoos…. Or anything is doing any good. So better remove them….:-). Yup I mean “Go Bald”!!!!

But then… how would my family react to it….. although I looked cute after my “mundan”…but now its not my “mundan “ time but to get married…and who would marry a bald gal? ;-)

Then I thoought of all beauty parlor, there is a rate list of all types of style except “to shave off” . Does anybody has any idea?

No No I m not looking any “ Nai kii dukaan”(Barber Shop)….Ahhhhh then this reminded me, when I was young How my uncle used to take me to “ Nai kii dukaan” and hair cut was settled in just Rs 2/- and now I pay 200 bucks…!!!!

Ghor kalyug aa gaya hain…..ghor kalyug!!!!(Is this called Inflation!!!! ;-))

Suddenly I realized, this is a crap which could result in more "HAIR LOSS"

Keep Faith
Chakoli :)

61 comments:

  1. Ha Ha.. Crazy Ideas...

    Yup I mean “Go Bald”!!!! - Yeah may be that might bring new luck and better guys n life... ha ha

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  2. @cm-chap...

    Is it kya??
    Then I have to seriosly think abt it...afterall.. recommendations have been provided bya guy;-)))

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  3. :)

    good idea...

    go for it..

    i have been secretly thinking about it too for a while now :P

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  4. Hie Chaks,

    Pesis Khambatta surely looked swell wid a shaven of head a few years ago.

    So go ahead & then put up the snap on ur post 4 our comments ...hahahahahahhaha

    vs

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  5. pune has given a lot to me in these 3 yrs but take more than anything... as they say counting hair is impossible, so here i go... this city has problem in its water i believe... i lose hair like anything, i almost got bald in this city only :(((

    talkin abt shaving ur head... i recently had tat No Bal:D look.... tried it, my family doesnt knows abt it yet... only my masi and masaji does coz i visited them in Mumbai :D

    i advise u not to go for it... seriously... beauty w/o hair :P :P :P
    and wat if the fever hits Pune... no i cant dream of all the bald girls arnd :P lolzzzz

    there is no ilaaz of this... the only one is tat u dont wash ur hair often and preserve as much as u can... tat is wat i have heard from a localite :)

    CheersSS!!!
    happy hair growing :P :P

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  6. Demi Moore...
    Britney.....
    Shabana Azmi.....

    and now Chakks!!!!!!!

    Keep that book aside which has forced you to think so creatively and too much of Innovation is injurious to health ....I mean to hairs!!!

    He he.....

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  7. so dear

    so, new idea of going bald..... he he he..............

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  8. @om...



    LOL...
    I have a company now...
    we cud go together...and ask for discount;-))

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  9. @vs...

    lol.....

    thanks thanks...:-)))

    about the snap...let me think:DDD

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  10. @ANkur...


    HAHhahahahahhaa...

    wow what a scene it wud be.... all gals going bald...amazing man!!!

    then it woiuldnt be easy to recognize anyone from bak!!!!

    dont wash it....:-\....people say to me to wash daily....:-((

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  11. @Sandhya....

    It is good innovation...isnt??

    sbhana looked nice.....to me....

    I m not in a mood to go fr it dear:-))

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  12. @jigysa...

    LOL.....injurious to health and soceity also..;-))

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  13. matlab when u have hair... ppl identify u from the back??? boss this was another one which i m hearing for the first time... may be few... but not all i can identify...
    and wat if those few change their bg :P :P

    :P

    hehehe

    boss maine toh yahi suna hai... ki dont wash ur hair daily, though i do :)

    Cheers!!!

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  14. Ankur jee:-)))

    mera matlab that...kii sab sab ganje ho jayenge...o shakal se to pehchaan skate ho...par peeche se wud be diffcult....

    waah....waah...
    yeh sahi hain...suno sabki karo aapne mann ki:-))

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  15. was just passing by... cool post... :D :D :D @ ghor kalyug =inflation :)

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  16. Every third post of urs points to the fact that its time for u to get married! So why have u not found tadka still??

    Waise, when Aamir can go 'almost' bald for his new movie.. so can Chaks maybe!

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  17. Oh my,you pay 200 bucks for a haircut! Just kidding.Whenever I am in India I act cheap and go to my parlour wali to get 25 bucks haircut.Though that was about 2 yrs back,I dont know how expensive its become now. Actually there is a historical place over here in California where I stay and we had gone for a visit.Since there was no electricity a few decades ago,the ladies used to make artwork using their hair.I saw the artwork and actually it looked quite beautiful.

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  18. @vrij...

    Why do you feel that??
    I m mising my "tadka"...;-)))

    HE was Aamir...and I m Chaks.... difference hain vrij jee:-))

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  19. @Homecooked...


    Even till 1.5 yr back...got it done in just 50-75 bucks...but now....it is getting too costly...or i shud say pune is costly:-))

    Yup...I ahve seen in one the fwds...beautiful artwrk of hairs...:-))

    Good u made me reminded of that:-))

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  20. @charkoli

    haaha... and i can imagine how the hair will look like...
    colored n wierd :P :P

    u want to 'save the shave' money... hai na :P :P

    nahi aapne aisa nahi kaha tha ki its difficult... u said it wudnt be easy :P :P

    i m searchin for the answer which lies in between though... :D


    aur kya... karna wahi chaiye jo aapka dil kahe ya GF... kyonki dil main woh bhi ho sakti hai na :P :P

    lolzzzz

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  21. oh sorry... seems like i made a spellin mistake... so sorry chakoli ji... :(

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  22. @ankur...


    LOL...
    I thot u did intentionally;-)))

    Waah waah kya baat kahi.... karna woh chaiye jo dil ya gf...;-)))

    humhare liye gf will be replaced by bf....isnt??;-))

    Difficult aur easy ke beech ka medium easy or medium difficult;-)))

    ISka matlab nahi aaya samj humko...

    u want to 'save the shave' money... hai na :P :P
    ???

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  23. **humhare liye gf will be replaced by bf....isnt??;-))

    haha... i m toh straight so main toh aapne liye hi bata sakta hoon na :D :D

    oh and tumhe samajh main aa hi gaya... ki it was intentional...chakoli jeee :P :P :P

    **Difficult aur easy ke beech ka medium easy or medium difficult;-)))

    krupya aapne gyan ka prakash jaare failaye aur is agyani ko yeh gyan ki baat samjhaye... :D

    **u want to 'save the shave' money... hai na :P :P

    arre yaa... bal rang logi.. aur woh bhi aise vichitra prakar se toh bal rahenege thodi na... ud hi jayenge... toh kya bacha... sar mundwane (shaving) ke paise (save)

    lolzz *ROFL*

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  24. haha... i m toh straight so main toh aapne liye hi bata sakta hoon na :D :D


    Jeee.....woh bhi hain...part fir bhi pooch liya...aap kii kya "soch" hain....;-)))

    **Difficult aur easy ke beech ka medium easy or medium difficult;-)))


    AAp kya dhood rahe the ?Beech ka...beech is...Medium...so choose one of the following:
    1.Medium difficult
    2.Medium easy...LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    PAisa save karne mein kabhi aage hain aap...;-))

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  25. humari soch toh nek hi hai... aap kya kehte ho ;);)

    i want in neither easy nor difficult.. so gimme more options... :D

    paisa save karne main kafi aage... yeh kaise pata hai aapko??? :O :O

    jara is par gyan ke prakash ki bauchar karenge aap???
    :P

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  26. humari soch toh nek hi hai... aap kya kehte ho ;);)

    Hum bhi wahi kahenge jo sunanna chahege...;-))

    i want in neither easy nor difficult.. so gimme more options... :D


    Ye lo....
    1)neither Easy
    2)Neither difficult...;-)))


    paisa save karne main kafi aage... yeh kaise pata hai aapko??? :O :O

    jara is par gyan ke prakash ki bauchar karenge aap???
    :P


    Aap bauchar maang rahe hain ...hum poori baarish kar dete hain...;-)))

    Arrey...kaise itne door ka soch liya kii cloured huye, phir baal bacahneg anhi...phir...apne aap shave hua...aur paise bach gaye.....

    itna dimaag.....humhara nahi lagta...;-))

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  27. ab publicly... nahi nahi hum kuch nahi keh sakte hain... :P :P

    *blushing* :D

    **Ye lo....
    1)neither Easy
    2)Neither difficult...;-)))

    isme bhi toh hai na... easy aur difficult... :O :O

    plzzz... sort it out :P

    **Arrey...kaise itne door ka soch liya kii cloured huye, phir baal bacahneg anhi...phir...apne aap shave hua...aur paise bach gaye.....
    itna dimaag.....humhara nahi lagta...;-))

    Premise:- door ki soch
    Assumption:- if u socho door ki, then u will be a kanjoos!!!

    :O :O :O

    plzzz... reasoning main kamjor hoon main bhale hi... par still... itna bhi nahi...

    yeh theorem humme samajh main nahi ayi... :(

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  28. or did u just made an ass out of u n me... :( :(

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  29. LOL on publicaly:-))

    now u choose wt u want....either..neither ...or easy or difficult...;-))

    wahi toh...jo door ki sochte hain...woh thode se kanjoos hote hain...and the fact.... everyone who plans for loong term...invest accordingly:-)) and fizool kharchi is NO NO!!!

    Is a good habit indeed....:-))

    Do I have to put in efforts to make ass out of u..:PPPPP

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  30. **now u choose wt u want....either..neither ...or easy or difficult...;-))

    I want none... somwer in the middle.. wer we cant just be happy n mad... :)


    **Is a good habit indeed....:-))

    haha... and u know wat... my budget has increased by 10k more now... buyin a SLR worth 34k... :D
    i wish i will make the payment tomorrow :P

    **Do I have to put in efforts to make ass out of u..:PPPPP

    r u a doc????
    otherwise it will remain as it is :P :P
    lolzzzz

    and btw... bg has changed, and so does the looks...
    the new look is really fantastic, girly and trendy, somewat of my liking as i love nature :D
    :D

    Cheers!!!

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  31. crap...for a single minute i was thinking.. where i m ?! hehe! so here i was in Chakolis renovated lunge :-)

    its looking beautiful ;)


    and abt the post..arre... u get only 5-6....dnt ask me :-/
    i m going balder every week ... arghhh!

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  32. @ankur:-))

    want none... somwer in the middle.. wer we cant just be happy n mad... :)


    nopes....choose one...or none...;-))

    haha... and u know wat... my budget has increased by 10k more now... buyin a SLR worth 34k... :D
    i wish i will make the payment tomorrow :P


    So today forecast shud include that u would spend more:-))

    r u a doc????
    otherwise it will remain as it is :P :P
    lolzzzz


    No I m not:PPP

    thanks fr the bkgnd:_))

    Is it girly??LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    even I love nature... I guess thr is nobdy who wud say NO...I dnt:-)))

    Thanks fr it:_))

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  33. @veens:-)))
    LOLZZZZZZZZZZZ...

    u liked the bngd...Thanks :-)))

    You have more...ohhh.... bad......why dont these hair stay on our head...need a fevistick I guess...or fevicol....:PPPP

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  34. Ha Ha yah think abt it... Guys always like the unique and different things.

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  35. @guys...
    and I hot they like alwaysss the crazyiest things;-)))

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  36. @cm-chap...
    the earlier comment was fr u....
    missed ur name;-))

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  37. hi chakoli,

    how r u????
    m nt bz these days bt i dont know when the time flies???

    anyways, ur main page is looking vry awesome. keep it up dear...............

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  38. @sandhya...

    kya ho gaya jee??

    Time flies does mean that...u r having good time:-)))

    njoy....:-))

    Thanks...:-))

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  39. Kya soocha ??

    LOLLL

    btw.

    hair today sure is big business.

    vs

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  40. @vs:-)))


    sochna kya.....

    sab moh maya hain....chale gaye to chale gaye:PPPP

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  41. @chakoli

    todays forecast have dark clouds arnd :)

    keep enjoyin
    Cheers!!!

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  42. @ankur


    arrey waah...matlab baarish..aur baarish mein bheegna..:-))

    kewl:-))

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  43. @chakoli

    i dont think u understood the joke... :)

    leave it... neways.. other comments are pending on few posts :)

    Cheers!!!

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  44. @ankur...

    ooops!!!
    was it a joke....:OOOO

    chalo.....chod diya:PPP

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  45. sorry... was a bit rough with my comment...
    read it again now n realised :P

    out of mood u c ;) :D

    acha kara tumne chod diya :D :D

    Cheers!!!

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  46. @ankur...

    LOL......

    was it due to the forecast;-)))

    thats okie....

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  47. yes yaar...
    :(

    so sorry baba
    :(

    now d forecast is all sunny :D :D

    so its fine :D

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  48. @ Ankur

    Plz do not hijack this blog. Tadka might mind.

    @ Chaks

    Its all in the mind.. Aamir mir ho ya koi aur.. jab aap ne thaan li hai.. bas thaan li hai!

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  49. @ankur...


    LOL....sorry kis liye??

    sunny....damn hot outside....:-))

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  50. @Vrij....

    I agree to that...par phir bhi...yeh aisa decsion nahi kii kisi ko dekho aur kar lo:-))))

    and about tadka.....let me find it:-))

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  51. @vrij
    whats tat now... "Tadka"
    ????
    ?????

    @chakoli
    sorry for sounding so rude...
    and r u tadka???
    if u really mind then u call always tell me... i wont mind not writing here :)

    CheerS!!!

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  52. wah kya baalon baari duniya hai aapki...

    but weird ideas must say !
    n anyways if u go bald again ur grand children will b proud...v few women go bald...so itna sacrifice for ur grand-children is nuthing..hehe

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  53. @ankur...

    uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff


    TAdka is something for which vrij keeps on teasing me...and which has no ideantity.....

    puleeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dont think anything else....

    abt rude.... pleeease I said its okie....then I mean it....dnt take any other menaing out of it...:-))))

    take cr:-)))

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  54. Hehe....apne balon ko sambhal ke rakho...gir gaye, to ganje ho jaoge...fir apke bache bhi ganje honge...aur unke bache bhi :P

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  55. ajee chokoli ji yeh ufffffffff...
    ufffffff :D
    :D
    koi na... jaao maaf kara :D :D

    waise i wont comment more now until unless i get the reply of all my previous comments :-/

    Cheers!!!

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  56. @ Ankur.. bhai, dont get me wrong. I just keep teasing Chaks abt tadka, which she's hoping to find soon. Replace T by L n see!

    @ Chaks.. find one soon and finsih off the problem!

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  57. @haua


    it cud be other way round...and cud say... kya dadi ke to baal hi nahi hain;-))

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  58. @phonix:_))

    lol.....yup i never thot abt that problem:_))

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  59. @ankur...

    jee bilkul...dekh lijiye..saare comments ka reply de diya;-)))

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  60. @vrij


    lol......

    theek hain...aaj hi road pe khadi ho jati hoon...aur har kisis se poochan shuru kar deti hoon...koi na koi to haan karega;-))

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